Claw Hose Holders

OtO is an above-ground smart automatic lawn and garden irrigation system. Which is to say, a high-tech, low-effort, fancy-pants sprinkler you control with your phone...

All your dirty cars, dirty pavers, dirty patio furniture, dirty camping dishes, dirty dogs, and maybe even your dirty selves are gonna love the HotWave, a heated hose nozzle sprayer that provides on-demand hot water...

Remove chlorine, chloramines, and other chemicals to have some clean clater clun...er, clean water fun, with this garden hose filter...

No combustion during this rocket's blastoff, just a five-foot plume of cool water from the garden hose, ready for some summertime fun. The water rocket toy is part spaceship sprinkler, part <a href="https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/sporting...

If you always wanted to be a firefighter but never became a firefighter, how about being a car washer or flower waterer with a fire hose nozzle instead? The Original Ultimate Hose Nozzle from Bon-Aire has the same virtually...

What the WTF Amazon? You're in the weapons trade now? These costume-y looking hand claws have real blades of razor-sharp, 10"carbon steel, which make them exponentially and disturbingly more portentous than actual claws...

Remember that old Secret deodorant commercial? Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? I'd put TigerLady in that same category. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman...to slash, gouge, and rip apart any...

Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody...but I do got a sick 16 1/2" solid cast metal Alien Spiked Tri-Blade Hand Claw coated in an antique brass and gun-metal finish, which I will shadow box with in front of the...

I don't know if the Pantera Claw looks cooler than the Wolverine-esque claw we previously showed you--I should have had the forethought to consult on this topic with the bearded grandmaster modeling the latter version--but...

An ultra-realistic and functional prawn assault rifle from the movie District 9. Really cool collectors item for enthusiasts and a perfect Halloween costume for someone who likes being encumbered by their Halloween costume...

Listen, I approve of anything that will prevent a cat from slashing up my face just because I had the nerve to pet it after it came and laid down on my head. But I feel like some crazy cat people...well, let's call them...

I believe all children with no existing physical or mental impairments who think they're hot little shits should be required to wear these giant lobster claws on their hands for a day to learn how it feels to be different...