Instant Balcony Table
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- Balcony Rail Grill Shelf - $152.10
- Patio Corner Deck Shelf - $19.57
- Fold-Up Balcony Table - $179.99
- 24-Inch to 36-Inch Adjustable & Expandable Flower Box Holder - $24.87
- Outdoor Wicker Bar Set - $449.00
This balcony rail table attachment can help you grow flowers, read the paper, type your reports and breakup emails, grill some meat, and serve booze all without legs and floor space consumption! The German-made balKonzept was designed to add simple utilitarian value and versatility to small balconies. As a bonus, it comes as a single piece instead of 900 small parts, and is not ugly. At least I don't think so, but I'm so enlightened I find beauty in everything. Even a sweaty fat bearman in a tank top eating Polish sausages next to me on the airplane.
Table-shelf combinations hook over balcony railings with a diameter/width of up to 2.4". Surface dimensions are 23.6" x 17.7".
Muchas danke to Mitch T. for submitting the Dude Product Tip.
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