Knight Gnome Garden Statues
If Jaime Lannister had an illicit incestual affair with Tyrion instead of Cersei, I think these Knight Gnome Garden Statues are pretty good representations of how their kids would turn out. Tiny but fierce warriors who drink and know things. And I'd take any of them over Joffrey.
Seller ShoppingCult suggests the Knight Gnome Garden Statues as Halloween decorations, which is confusing to me, because why limit their display to Halloween? If we're talking yard art, Knight Gnomes seem like a way more tasteful choice for yearlong display than regular garden gnomes. Or, say, a statue of a cat eating garden gnomes.
Knight Gnome Garden Statues are sold individually, or as full order of 8. They stand 5" tall.