Peter Pepper Seeds
- Devil's Penis Peppers Seeds - $3.91
- Purple Peter Hot Pepper Seeds - $14.99
- Red Peter Pepper Seeds - $3.99
- HOT Chocolate Habanero Seeds - $1.99
- Orange Peter Pepper Seeds - $34.00
The tongue twister is wrong! It's actually, Peter Piper picked a peck of peter pepper. Or maybe, Peter Piper picked a pecker of pickled peppers. Either way, then he was all like, Oh ladies! Who wants to try out my tongue twister?
As you can see, Peter Pepper seeds grow into chilis that look like wee little wieners. 1.5" long x 1" thick wieners to be exact. The seeds take around 90 days to harvest, and as the penis peppers mature, they turn from green to red. That's when you know they're ready to eat without facing criminal charges.
Though they span a pretty wide range on the Scoville Scale at 5,000 to 30,000 SHU, Peter Peppers are undoubtedly hot, and likely to burn those who can't handle their heat. Use caution when putting one in your mouth, or other orifices.
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