Grillain Villain Aprons
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- The Grill Sergeant Apron - $15.14
- Camouflage Toilet Paper - $6.95
- Batman Costume Apron - $17.24
- Iron Man Apron - $18.42
- Golf Bag BBQ Tools - $33.84
According to the Protestant ethic, grillin' like a villain is better than chillin' like a villain because even though both involve nefarious characters that disobey the law and wreak havoc, grillin' villains work long and hard to turn out delicious BBQ for the world, while chillin' villains do nothing but laze around strumming the fingers of their idle hands. And you know what idle hands are, don't you? The Devil's workshop. Anyway, if being a grillin' villain means I get one of Haute Mess' sweet Grillain Villain aprons, I'd rather pour a little elbow grease into the Weber than lie on the couch watching Alias the complete series from start to finish anyway.
All evil likeness designs are custom and aprons handmade from 100% cotton material. Halter fits have straps at the top with adjustable D rings and all aprons tie in back at the waist. Evildoer selections include:
- Star Wars Stormtrooper
- Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- The Joker
- Boba Fett
- Deadpool
- Harley Quinn
- Two-Face
- The Riddler
- The Penguin
- Darth Maul
- Mystique
- Ursula from The Little Mermaid
- The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland
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