Outdoors

Intex Mini Frame Pool

$42.29 Amazon »

The Intex Mini Frame Pool is a deceptive little swimmin' hole. When I first saw it I was like, Dude! An above-ground swimming pool for less than $100! But I should have paid more attention to the name of the product -...

Surviveware Biodegradable Wet Wipes

$12.99 Amazon »

Surviveware made Biodegradable Wet Wipes because they know a happy camper is a camper who isn't encased in mud. Who doesn't reek of BO. Who still manages to feel so fresh and so clean after doing a doodie in the woods...

Pool Punisher Inflatable Tank with Water Cannon

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The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...

FUNBOY Inflatable ShotSki Drink Holder Pool Float

$19 - $34 Amazon »

If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one...

Motorcycle Beer Can Chicken Stand

$31.49 Etsy »

What do you get when you put a chicken on a motorcycle? A badass mother clucker ready to ride the flames! Of the grill. While hoisted up on a beer can. And dead and de-feathered, of course...

Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife

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Not a whole lot that looks safe about this Razor's Edge Safety Ring Knife, but I guess compared to JHO Knives' Nug, this ring knife is almost cuddle ready. Doesn't hurt that it comes in an array of rainbow colors, and...

Grill Gazebo BBQ Canopy

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My mama wanted me to get her a cedar pergola for her patio this Mother's Day, but holy crap! Cedar pergolas are expensive! And I'm not just talking custom built pergolas, but even pergola kits, the latter of which are...

Helinox Incline Festival Chair

$59.95 Amazon »

Got my super-slick orange tie-dyed Helinox Incline Festival Chair, now all I need is a festival. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?...

Easy Outdoor Zero Gravity Rocking Chaise Lounge

$181.47 Amazon »

I'm feeling easy / Easy Outdoor Zero Gravity Rocking Chaise Lounge like Sunday morning. Admittedly this outdoor lounger looks like a bit of a...contraption...to assemble and use, with its multi-plane seat frame and foot...

Etch A Sketch Pool Float

$19.99 Amazon »

All my wife needs is the Baywatch bathing suit to go with this Etch A Sketch Pool Float and she'll be She-Ra: Red Hot Princess of Power. The combination of one of my favorite things from childhood, the Etch A Sketch drawing...

Campfire Flyers Flame-Powered Kinetic Dragon Sculpture

$95 - $525 Campfire Flyers »

But can these fire dragons roast marshmallows? Maybe not with their breath, but Campfire Flyers, kinetic dragon sculptures powered by the flames of your campfire, could probably be rigged to hold the sticks...

Super Kayak

$1,350 - $2,100 Super Kayak »

Your Summer of Super is just one kayak away. The Super Kayak is a new watercraft with inflatable, catamaran-style floats its makers say make it the most super in speed, stability, and portability...

Transparent Inflatable Pool

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The season of inflatable backyard kiddie pools that are also for adults who want to chill in some hose water with a beer is upon us! And this 8' 3D Transparent Quick Set Pool from Play Day is my top choice for Summer...

Dedon Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair

$4,325 Dedon »

A few hours of respite in Dedon's Rilly Collection Cocoon Chair, and you'll emerge as rejuvenated and transformed as a summer butterfly. Or at least, like, a little more relaxed and less sunburnt. With slatted geometric...

3-Inch Air Horn

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These tiny 3-inch air horns put big sound in the palm of your hand. And also the breath of your lungs. Operating off of human rather than compressed air, the 3-inch barrels require you to channel your inner boogie-woogie...

Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers

$7.89 Amazon »

Oh no!! It's Uncle Bill!* If anyone under 40 knows what that's a reference to - and, no, it's not Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Precision Tweezers - email me for your 80s Trivia Stud trophy...

Luno Air Mattress 2.0 for Car Camping

$279.99 Luno »

Luno's Air Mattress 2.0 is a quick-inflate sleeping surface tailored to fit your car camping adventures in over 1,800 vehicles. Looking at it makes me think of how, for years, I've given my wife a hard time about her...

Green Frog Terracotta Pizza Oven

$149.99 World Market »

Rrribbit. Rrribbit. Rrr-...icotta and rrrosemary. Mozzerrrella. Parrrmesan. The Green Frog Terracotta Pizza Oven likes him some pizza bianco. But if you prefer classic pepperoni, or loaded veggie, or even the sacrilege...

National Park Scented Safety Matches

I feel like National Park Scented Safety Matches should be less of a fun gift for outdoors enthusiasts and more, like...a bad April Fool's joke. With all the forest fires we've been plagued with the past several years?...

Galaxy Grill - TIE Fighter BBQ

Discontinued

Ladies and gentlemen of the Empire, when your swarm of TIE Fighters fails to help you become masters of the galaxy, grab some charcoal and a pair of tongs, and allow them to help you become masters of the Galaxy Grill...

DOCKsLOCKs SUP & Surfboard Lock System

$52.99 Amazon »

Is there a bigger buzzkill than thievery at the beach? DOCKsLOCKs is a SUP and surfboard lock system made to be a quick and easy way for surfers and paddle boarders to protect their precious cargo from theft. DOCKsLOCKs...

SandShark Super Sport Anchor for Beach & Shallow Water

$139.99 Amazon »

The SandShark Super Sport Anchor does not believe in the pull-out method. Made specifically for beach and shallow water anchoring, the SandShark has a patent-pending design featuring collapsible handles that drill the...

TerraSol Sonoma Chaise Lounge - Deck Chair & Pool Float

$158.21 - $259.99 Amazon »

Well, ladies, the next time your a-hole boyfriend picks you up and throws you into the pool, you can tell him to throw the pool lounger you were sitting on in after you. The SwimWays TerraSol Pool Sonoma Chaise Lounge...

Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)

$118.50 Etsy »

The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...