Outdoors
Green Frog Terracotta Pizza Oven
Rrribbit. Rrribbit. Rrr-...icotta and rrrosemary. Mozzerrrella. Parrrmesan. The Green Frog Terracotta Pizza Oven likes him some pizza bianco. But if you prefer classic pepperoni, or loaded veggie, or even the sacrilege...
National Park Scented Safety Matches
I feel like National Park Scented Safety Matches should be less of a fun gift for outdoors enthusiasts and more, like...a bad April Fool's joke. With all the forest fires we've been plagued with the past several years?...
Galaxy Grill - TIE Fighter BBQ
Ladies and gentlemen of the Empire, when your swarm of TIE Fighters fails to help you become masters of the galaxy, grab some charcoal and a pair of tongs, and allow them to help you become masters of the Galaxy Grill...
DOCKsLOCKs SUP & Surfboard Lock System
Is there a bigger buzzkill than thievery at the beach? DOCKsLOCKs is a SUP and surfboard lock system made to be a quick and easy way for surfers and paddle boarders to protect their precious cargo from theft. DOCKsLOCKs...
SandShark Super Sport Anchor for Beach & Shallow Water
The SandShark Super Sport Anchor does not believe in the pull-out method. Made specifically for beach and shallow water anchoring, the SandShark has a patent-pending design featuring collapsible handles that drill the...
TerraSol Sonoma Chaise Lounge - Deck Chair & Pool Float
Well, ladies, the next time your a-hole boyfriend picks you up and throws you into the pool, you can tell him to throw the pool lounger you were sitting on in after you. The SwimWays TerraSol Pool Sonoma Chaise Lounge...
Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)
The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...
Tabletop Outdoor Heat Lamp
I don't know about your wife who's always cold, but my wife who's always cold has a hawk's eye for patio heat lamps. And she always manages to finagle us an outdoor table right next to one when we go out to eat, or stakes...
ScoreCaddy Outdoor Scoreboard Keeper with Drink Holders
Hey ScoreCaddy, HMB while I sink this bag in the cornhole. And while you're at it, tick that blue marker up 3 points. The ScoreCaddy from GoSports keeps lawn game players honest and hydrated - or drunk and not responsible...
NetZero Mycelium Orbs - Capture 1 Ton of Lawn/Yard CO2
Think of NetZero Mycelium Orbs as bath bombs for your backyard. Bath bombs that, like any good bath bomb, will rejuvenate your soil and energize your plants' root systems, but will also do one better: the ectomycorrhizae...
Wheelbarrow Water Bag
Say, this Wheelbarrow Water Bag reminds me how incredibly full my bladder was last Saturday night. My wife and I lost power at our place, so we had to spend 2 nights at our in-laws' house, where I proceeded to drink 5...
ENO SuperNest Hammock
ENO knows nests, and when ENO talks SuperNests, they're not just talking hammocks made with premium engineering techniques, premium materials, and premium relaxation in mind, but hammocks made with premium all those things...
Boat Gadget 10-in-1 Boat Tool
Made by boaters, for boaters, the Boat Gadget is a 10-in-1 boat tool whose first two tools listed are "bottle opener" and "corkscrew wine opener." And that tells me about all I need to know about the boaters who made...
SARVO37 Electric Day Cruiser Boat
Who's up for some social distancing on a SARVO37 e-boat? This sexy Scandinavian day cruiser will take you a-wave from it all in Instagram-conquering luxury and style that also stays kind to the waters and climates it...
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder with Built-In Camera
It took some real bird brains to come up with this fine feathered gadget. Bird Buddy is a smart bird feeder with a built-in camera that ensures you'll never miss a tweet. Using motion sensors, a microphone, and facial...
NOMAD Briefcase Grill & Smoker
This briefcase is smokin' hot! The NOMAD grill & smoker packs a charcoal BBQ grill and smoker into a pretty decent lookin', and ultra-portable 20.5" x 13.5" x 9.5" case. Open the carrier up to expose 425 square inches...
Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening
I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...
Backcountry Hut Company System S Prefab Sauna
System S, my system says YES! Backcountry Hut Company, please feel free to send me one prefab free-standing sauna, free of all permit, construction, and assembly requirements. But do keep in mind the key word here: "free."...
Fire & Flavor HERO Portable Charcoal Grilling System
Some days I feel like a hero, and other days I feel like a HERO. I'm talking fat stacked sandwiches and BBQ brats cooked on a portable charcoal grilling system here, of course. Not me, like, helping my mama with her flooded...
BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ
You don't usually roll a bowl - unless you're using a Roll-Uh-Bowl - but the BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ both makes it easy, and gives new meaning to the phrase...
Timber Stoves - Wood Pellet Patio Heaters
Wood pellets. Gravity. Venturi effect. I call ye together to my Timber Stove and say, "Let there be heat!" Oh, I guess I need a little lighter fluid too, but electricity? Nay. You stay with the infrared bulbs and propane...
Magidome Geodesic Dome Connector Kit
What would you do with your very own geodesic dome? Make a greenhouse? A yoga studio or meditation chamber? An outdoor office or covered dining area? A reading room or, ahem, date night escape from the kids? Magidome's...
Fat Rope Stick Emergency Fire Starter
You wanna piece of my Fat Rope Stick? Yeah? Yeah? Alright, dude - whack! - here you go. Now rub it between your palms to fluff it up, and go start me a campfire...
Swimline Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge
A January afternoon at the beach, floating in the ocean - pssssh! Only in my Mind Media meditation app. No, the Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge from Swimline gets my attention as a reminder of brighter, warmer, vaccinated...