Star Wars Folding Picnic & Camping Tables
Jedis, Siths, droids, and whatever the H-E-Double-Lightsabers Yodas and Grogus are can all grab some burgers and dogs, take a seat on one of these Star Wars-themed picnic / camping tables, and battle it out with their rumbling bellies. Available in Death Star, R2-D2, and Baby Yoda themes, the folding tables pack into a 33.75" x 15.75" x 4" hard plastic carrier, making them easy to take with you to any galaxy far, far away.
The mountains of Telluride. The beaches of Key West. The farm of your redneck uncle in O'Fallon, Illinois.
Open, the Star Wars tables are 53" long x 33.75" wide x 26.25" tall. They weigh 20 pounds apiece, and each seat can support up to 250 pounds of body weight. A hole in the center accommodates a standard beach umbrella.
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