Tactical Self Defense Flashlight
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This flashlight has a super bright Cree XM-L T6 bulb so you can see...where you're jabbing its 4 diamond attack heads. They say the pointy pokers are ideal for breaking a window during a home or car emergency, but I'm pretty sure they're equally ideal for breaking the skin in an invasion of personal space emergency.
The up shit creek / self defense tool also has a protected blade at its base for gnawing through line, tape, or rope, and a switch-activated alert siren in its tailcap. The white LED lamp emits for up to 100,000 hours in 5 modes: high beam; middle beam; low beam; strobe; and SOS. The flashlight requires 1 x 18650 battery (rechargeable through built-in port; not included in purchase).
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