Canoo EV Pickup Truck

I wouldn't mind some Canoo-dling in - or, to be honest, even with - the Canoo EV Pickup Truck. This newest addition to Canoo's line of "purpose-built electric vehicles," is set to launch in 2023, with pre-orders beginning...

Dragon Scale Gauntlets

$600 Etsy »

Who on earth needs a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? No wait, let me rephrase that: who on earth doesn't need a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? Especially a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets so striking. So detailed, and...3D...

Sunne Solar Light

$895 Sunne »

The Sunne Solar Light promises to bring the sun indoors - after it's retired for the night. The oblong panel hangs in a window of your home, harvesting energy from the sun, and storing it in its integrated battery during...

Tokyo Sky Table

I feel like, if nothing else, the Tokyo Sky Table definitely has a lock on the size of apartments in Tokyo. But I also feel like, there's a lot else with this new furniture design from Mousarris. A collaboration with...

Insta360 GO 2 Thumb-Sized Action Camera

$299.99 Insta360 »

The Insta360 GO 2 action camera will gladly live under your thumb. Or on your forehead. Magnetically clipped to your shirt. Atop the back of your tabby cat or Shiba Inu. Self-described as "the world's smallest action...

Bunny Ears Seagrass & Rattan Storage Basket

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Somebunny had their clever hat ears on when coming up with this Bunny Ears Seagrass & Rattan Storage Basket. Seagrass and rattan are very popular trends in the world of home decor right now. And bunny ears, well. From...

LUMI Keys Light-Up Portable Keyboard & Piano Teacher

$299 Lumi »

Chopsticks meets Chopin meets chomp, chomping up alien music notes in a LUMI Keys arcade-style piano tutorial. LUMI Keys is a portable keyboard and piano teacher. It accomplishes the former with a 2-octave digital piano...

SandShark Super Sport Anchor for Beach & Shallow Water

$139.99 Amazon »

The SandShark Super Sport Anchor does not believe in the pull-out method. Made specifically for beach and shallow water anchoring, the SandShark has a patent-pending design featuring collapsible handles that drill the...

What Should I Watch? Streaming Service Decider Dice

$18.99 Etsy »

At the top of the list of first world problems: stress and anxiety over what, out of thousands and thousands of options across Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, HBO, Apple TV*, Disney+, and dozens and dozens of other streaming...

TerraSol Sonoma Chaise Lounge - Deck Chair & Pool Float

$158.21 - $259.99 Amazon »

Well, ladies, the next time your a-hole boyfriend picks you up and throws you into the pool, you can tell him to throw the pool lounger you were sitting on in after you. The SwimWays TerraSol Pool Sonoma Chaise Lounge...

All-White Rubik's Cube

Always white, always white, always white! But. Sometimes the All-White Rubik's Cube turns up a furry Wampa white, and sometimes it's a leathery Air Force 1 White...

Bourbon Nosing Kit

$169 Etsy »

Thumb your nose at the Bourbon Nosing Kit, and the snobbery you think it represents, but train your sniffer to better identify the aromas in your snifter, and you might end up knocking yourself out with the whole new...

Personalized LEGO Minifigure

$36.21 Etsy »

LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted...

Marshall Mode II True Wireless Earbuds

AirPods, Galaxy Buds, Bose QuietComfort - you've all had your turn in the true wireless earbuds spotlight. With their Mode II in-ear Bluetooth headphones, the Marshall audio brand is hoping to turn you all into Jans crying...

Cement Penis Garden Statue (NSFW)

$118.50 Etsy »

The Cement Penis Garden Statue is real. It's spectacular. And, at 16" long, it's porn-star-size. Which I guess is bad news if you were hoping to make a truly gargantuan, say, 6' long dick your newest garden statue, along...

Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster

$24.47 Amazon »

Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up...

Bunny Ear Succulents

$8.60 - $18.60 Etsy »

All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...

The Office Stapler in Jell-O Soap

$21.24 Etsy »

March 24, 2005. A simpler time, when we were younger, life was still normal, business was as usual, and staplers were being congealed inside Jell-O molds in The Office. The doors of Dunder Mifflin opened on our TV sets...

E87: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 87 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Xprite Vehicle Rooftop Strobe Light Bar

$404.99 Amazon »

In introducing their Black Hawk series of vehicle rooftop emergency and warning strobe light bar Xprite asks, "Ready to take your specialty vehicle to the next level?" And if by "specialty vehicle" they mean "2006 Mazda...

Puking Grogu Baby Yoda Toothpaste Topper

$12.99 Etsy »

Reminding people of vomit has always been a good way to get them to brush their teeth, but it goes a little differently when the Puking Grogu, a 3D-printed Baby Yoda toothpaste topper comes into play. Whereas normally...

World's Smallest Operation Game

$10.99 Amazon »

Because the game Operation isn't hard and stressful enough, and because life in general isn't hard and stressful enough right now, the World's Smallest brand has decided a World's Smallest Operation game that shrinks...

Descente x SUICOKE KISEE-DSV Performance Sandals

$350 Descente »

Before I slip my foot right into Barf! These KISEE-DSV Sandals are uglier than my Aunt Jan's gnarled-toe, callous-covered Sasquatch feet, I should qualify them: KISEE-DSVs are a performance sandal collaboration between...

TheoryHome Floor Lamp

Does the LED lighting of an otherwise sleek and minimalist Theory Floor Lamp look like the glow of a lightsaber against your wall? That's for you to decide, dude. To decide, and then to relish in your heart every time...