It's too late to order the King Kong Hand Halloween costume for 2020 Halloween - especially since girl-gripping gorilla getup has to ship all the way from Australia. But for those who need a last-minute costume for a...

Sit 'n Spin + Wheels + Penchant for Collision (or Poor Dexterity & Depth Perception) = Kidzone Ride-On Spinning Bumper Car! Kiddos ages 1-1/2 and up, get ready for the ride - and the twirl! And the impact! - of your life...

This set of Scrabble String Lights from Paladone comes with 10 illuminated 2.25" square Scrabble tiles that stretch 70" long. Tiles are blank, left for you to fill in with 60 reusable and interchangeable letter stickers...

Yes, the automatic OTF knife you're seeing here is a Mirage. You can drool over its 3.75" Damascus-style 440 steel blade and move towards its silvery spring loaded release, but you...Can't. Quite. Reach it. At least not...

The Zento hot tub gazebo and its surrounding bar have one thing to say: and you thought a 12' skeleton was the Home Depot find of the year...

I'm hesitant to get a SnowBrum snow remover because I'd hate to ruin the excitement for the other cars on the road after a snowstorm. You know, the thrill of driving behind someone who scraped their windshields and side...

Two choices with the VZ Punch Ripper: 1) Get your paws off; or 2) Get a bludgeoning, clawing 2.1" G-10 paw to the face...

Flip, cradle, grab, scoop, spatongs! your food with this 2-in-1 Spatula & Tongs kitchen tool. The non-stick, heat-resistant utensil shifts effortlessly between a spatula for flipping and serving pancakes and hamburger...

The Bark Potty. High-paw for the wordplay there, ye makers of a mulch-filled pee and poop plat for pups. Intended both for housebreaking and apartments or urban homes where taking the dog out isn't always as easy as it...

"Hey McFly, you bojo! Hoverboards don't work on water!" Haha, suck it, Data! This hoverboard was made for water. And snow. And dirt. And that hunk of dog shit stuck to your Nike Air Mags some Biff of a pet owner didn't...

The flicker fiends at Anecdote Candles hand-pour all of their candles using a coconut-soy wax blend, except the 2020 Candle of the Year, which they hired God to pour using his special concoction of fire and brimstone...

People are freaking out for this animatronic Baby Yoda and its bobbing head and babbling sound effects as much as they are the real Baby Yoda. Er, the "real" Baby Yoda being a manmade puppet operated by master technicians...

UncommonCarry's Ace Sniper Mini Crossbow looks just like...my new winter sport, and stay-at-home skill to set my sights on mastering! You've heard of cubicle warfare. You've heard of library warfare. Well, get ready for...

Elo + My Favorite Peelow = Me Lo...aded Up with an At-Home Hot Stone Spa Experience. Me lo...ving the feel of thermotherapy that doesn't cost $150 and hour. Me lo..athing the sound of my alarm buzzing me away from my...

Ahhh, nothing like cuddling up under a cozy bookcase with a great book from the quilt. I mean, a cozy quilt with a great book from the bookcase. I mean, well, in this (book)case, both. Etsy shop Sew lt Seams Creations...

The Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula Set represents both classic geekery and classy geekery. What cook, Star Wars fan or not, wouldn't want a pair of sleek and modern black & white spatulas with subtle, almost sexy, lightsaber...

Little Penis! You and your finger puppet are so dirty. No, Dirty. With a great big "D". It's cool, though. Dirty Santa approves. He gives you 2 thumbs and 1 eyed willy up. And those who want to wrap up this finger puppet...

Thank you, Hoglet fidget mouse, for bringing me a piece of unexpected joy this week. Though designed - in the likeness of an adorable hedgehog - for kiddos with autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and other "learning differences,"...

See that notch on the KATANA personal safety smartphone wallet? And the tab the lady is pulling on to draw something out of the back of the cardholder? Guess what it is. Nope. Not a katana. Not a sword at all. It's a...

Welcome to Edition 69 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Important Note from hedgehog dryer ball online retailer, HONANK: "These cute hedgehog balls are only suitable for drying, they are not suitable for washing, because they can hardly withstand the number of rotations during...

Know what a Star Wars The Mandalorian Holiday Milk Chocolate Ball filled with surprise The Child marshmallow treat means? It's time for Baby Yoda to learn what it feels like to be the frog. I can already hear a holiday...

What goodies lie behind the doors of the 2020 Friends Advent Calendar: The One With the Surprises? Miniature versions of a gold peephole cover, a turkey wearing sunglasses and a fez you can use as Christmas tree ornaments?...

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is not a fan of Reebok's Ghostbusters Ghost Smashers Shoes. They contain a word in their titular description that P's her right O: "Men's." On the store page for the Ghostbusters collab...