Pumpin' heat and beats. The UKIAH Tailgater series Music Fire Pits lights up your sound system and brings the tunes to your dancing flames with a self-contained, portable propane fire that ignites atop a rugged, battery-powered...

The LEGO Batman 1989 Batwing isn't just a (bat-)signal of forthcoming LEGO fun, but of forthcoming nostalgic LEGO fun, with this nod to Tim Burton's take on the Batman franchise. And just in case the era of inspiration...

All the colors of the rainbow, plus an optional wiener, unite in the Morphsuits Infrared Camera Halloween Costume. Morphsuits is a brand of the spandex full-body (and head!) skinsuits that have become popular in the costume...

Protection to the power of copper. The GRID Copper.ION Face Mask weaves real copper into the fibers of a sleek black mask contoured to wrap close and comfortable around your face. In addition to being an EPA-registered...

The Bloody Zombie Door Decal is a "scary Halloween decoration" that, I must admit, is a pretty damn scary Halloween decoration. Like, if I were a meal or grocery delivery driver, I might refuse the dropoff to a house...

The Kinetic Sand Kalm Zen Box is a more tactile take on the Japanese Zen Garden intended for adults who find it easier to relax, destress, think creatively, or not die of boredom when they are partaking in some sensory...

The SafeTee is a T-Shirt with a built-in face mask that uses the comfort of a 100-year mainstay to help escort men, women, and especially kiddos heading to school into our New Normal...

Welcome to Edition 64 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

A baby doesn't typically melt my heart. Baby Yoda does it every single damn time I see him. And a baby dressed in a Baby Yoda infant costume? Well...I don't know that it makes me want to get a baby of my own, but if someone...

I know this 5' inflatable flying LED dragon is out now as a Halloween decoration, but, I mean, I'd hang one in my office for all year long. He's so fierce and handsome. He'd provide a really nice point of interest and...

Solo arm wrestling. Now there's a hobby I never knew I always needed. More importantly, an Arm Wrestling Trainer might be the perfect quarantine gift for a man...or woman...looking to beef up their hustling skills in...

To quote the great Lil John, To all Skiskate motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all Skiskate hot damn (hot damn!) To all Skiskate mother- huh? That's not what he says, you say? Well. Bummer for Skiskates. I thought they had...

The Poop Knife is here to help slice your most delightful doodoo delicacies with the deftness of a sushi chef. Mmmm, this shit's good...

Sizzle, stew, and BBQ the way you like it, and at the precise moment your piehole is ready to devour it with this 2-in-1 electric grill and hot pot. Available with either single or double nonstick grill pans and a connected...

The outlook for my WFH winter just got a whole lot heavier. This Weighted Robe, a collaboration between Modernist and Gravity, brings the anxiety-easing, stress-relieving, deep touch pressure stimulation of the weighted...

Presumably, everybody has gotten their fill of Kung Fu Fighting. So how about for the next song we try our hands at some Kung Fu Double Whipping?...

On the one hand the Penis Print Face Mask brings its wearers dangerously close to eating a dick. But in a wonderful twist of irony, the Penis Print Face Mask will also protect them from having to do it!...

Spooky skeletons practice social distancing too, kids! This DIY Halloween Candy Slide from Wicked Makers isn't just a COVID-friendly addition to safe trick-or-treating in 2020, it's a charming and fun way to deliver Fun...

While I've never tried the Shower Toga myself, it certainly looks like a more compact, comfortable, and overall practical way to shower and change privately in public than a pair of suspenders strapped to a whiskey barrel...

See that dude with his mouth against the Steno SR Pro-1? He's using the pocket-sized sound booth to blow out a stirring cover of Miley Cyrus' "Midnight Sky" on the bus to work. And thanks to the device's 100% noise cancellation...

I know frozen drink season is about over, but ICEY wants you to plan for next summer with their new no ice, no blender (and allegedly no mess) homemade frozen drink cup crowdfunding campaign. Those who pledge for the...

The Grid Antimicrobial Copper Wallet would like to take you off the Grid. And by "you" I mean any bacteria and viruses that dare try to infiltrate its armor - the Grid Copper starts killing them upon contact...

Radiate Portable Campfire: Because Campfire in a Can was already taken. And by this, a propane-fueled burner with removable canister that hardly even lives up to its name!...

While these Finger Weights say they increase power, speed, control, reaction time, endurance, and finesse for musicians, athletes, and gamers, I think we can all agree those benefits come well after the very first things...