Sexy Mail-In Ballot Halloween Costume

2020 might be the first year of my life that I actually wonder, OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? The first year that I hear the kids, and the adults, on the Twitters and the TikToks asking, OMG WTF Does the...

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...

Remember John Carpenter's They Live? If you weren't into aliens and kitschy (yet poignant!) social commentary in 1988, the film suggests that America's "rulers"--the rich, the powerful, the elite, the CEOs and politicians--are...

Let me just address 2 points about Presidential Knife Fight: The Game up front. 1) It's a card game, not some Mortal Kombat-Pokemon Go hybrid that lets you find and collect past American Presidents to duke it out with...

You can also get a Chia Hillary Clinton, but I think that one looks more like Benjamin Franklin wearing a necklace...

Donald Trump thinks you stink. Particularly if you're: Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; George W. Bush; Carly Fiorina; Megyn Kelly; any other journalist; any other woman; disabled; Jeff Bezos; an immigrant; a Democrat;...

These patriots heard the battle cry of Team America, and hollered back an even louder Fuck Yeah! From Paul Revere's Midnight Ride on a Tron Light Cycle to Abe Lincoln wielding an M16 and giddy-upping on a grizzly bear...

Executives as distinguished and dominating in the business world as I am require a desk that mimics their persona. Grand and imposing, intricate and enamoring, a desk of presidential proportions. As in, one actually used...

Pee-Litical Targets know that when you wake up in the middle of the night having to take a leak so bad you can taste it, you need 2 things: 1) A motion-activated night light in the toilet so you don't miss the bowl; and...

Chuck Norris was like, "Uh, Vladimir Putin just asked if he could see my bear, and then hopped on and rode off on it," and Robert Kraft was like, "Yeah, join the club, dude! He did the same thing with my Super Bowl XXXIX...

Once again, RattlerStrap has climbed out from the manufacturing masses, and developed a creative, distinguished contribution to the overpopulated world of survival gear (see paracord belt, fire-starting shoelaces). In...

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...