Construction Site Plate & Utensils
Here comes the loader spoon! Chock full of Cheerios and ready to make a dump into the bottomless pit that is this dude's belly! And then the forklift is gonna roll over to the breakfast construction site and raise up...
GCI Outdoor Pod Rocker Chair with SunShade
Rock out with your...GCI Outdoor Pod and SunShade out. The Pod Rocker is a full-size collapsible camp chair that brings 2 standout, lounge-friendly features to outdoor pursuits that will at some point involve poppin'...
Benchmade 3300BK-2001 Limited Edition Infidel OTF Knife
I'm feelin' so blue...but finally in a good way now that I've seen Benchmade's 3300BK-2001 knife, an Unlimited Limited edition of their Infidel Family OTF blades...
The Piss Pad - Urine Splashback Diffusing Target
I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...
Alterra Tools 3-in-1 Leaf Rake
The 3-in-1 Leaf Rake from Alterra Tools is here to make yardwork and fall cleanup fast and fun!...
Blocc Reusable Face Shield
The Blocc face shield is here to face off with your wandering hands and Shut. Them Down. No matter how charming, how persuasive, how pushy they get, Blocc will turn into your personal bouncer, a polycarbonate wall of...
E56: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 56 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer
If I had a Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer / I'd-a hammer in the morning / I'd-a hammer in the evening / And then I'd snuggle up with it in be-ed / Because this hammer is ti-ny! / This hammer is a-dor-able! / This hammer...
Better Than What's Really Inside Garage Door Decals
Best not to keep anything really good inside your garage because these snazzy garage door decals sporting vehicles, airplanes, animals, and scenes that are still probably better than whatever it is are sure going to draw...
FLEXIT Flashlight
Of all the flexibility and flexible things I could have in my life, I never would have guessed a flashlight would be one of the most valuable. The FLEXIT is a bendable, wrappable, and, thanks to its magnetic rubber base...
3D Thor's Hammer Keyboard Keycap
And when Mjolnir, hammer of the great Thor, comes crashing down, my document it will print! This 3D Thor's Hammer keyboard keycap is made of titanium and aluminum alloy, and backlit through the cracks of Mjolnir's crushing...
Sexy Tarot Cards (NSFW)
One look at this deck of Sexy Tarot Cards, and I definitely see one thing in my future: some alone time in the bedroom with my wife...
Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit
Ready to roll? No? Perhaps it's because you don't have a Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit yet. No grinder, no prep tray, no poking tool, no airtight storage containers and activated charcoal odor-absorbing sack to protect...
Dock Hammock DIY Kit
I heart everything about this Dock Hammock DIY Kit. Except the DIY Kit part, obviously. It would be much better if the water lounger arrived fully assembled and ready to use. Dock and water included...
Heimplanet Black Cairo Camo Cave Tent
I knew Heimplanet would be releasing the newest addition to their Cave Tent line, the Black Cairo Camo Cave Tent, on July 23, and felt pretty sure it would be the most stunning black and camo thing I saw all day. But...
National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit
Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different...
The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet
Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...
Chickenshit - The Social Drinking Card Game
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and bravery is in the eyes of Chickenshit. Or rather, Chickenshit players watching each other complete - or fail miserably at - the social drinking card game's challenges...
Miniature Cash Box & Piggy Bank
Save your coins, store your cash, maybe even hide away your stash inside this miniature cash box / piggy bank combo. Available in red and black, the shrunken register measures 4.9" x 3.7" x 2.3", and has a coin slot on...
1961 Lamborghini 2241R Tractor
Score this 1961 Lamborghini 2241R Tractor on auction at RM Sotheby's and she'll definitely think your tractor's sexy...
ExoHinge Resistance Exoskeleton
"You lift, bro?" "Naw, dude, I ExoHinge." The ExoHinge resistance exoskeleton - a much cooler way of saying a wearable, hands-free piece of fitness equipment - is a minimalist solution for people who want to lift weights...
Nite Ize BigFoot Locker KeyRack
I wouldn't normally consider Bigfoot the most tidy and organized beast on the block, but hey, I guess I don't know the guy that well. So if Nite Ize wants to use his good name in promoting their BigFoot Locker KeyRack...
Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp
Based on Niels Bohr's Atomic Model, the Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp will definitely make you smarter if you study by its light. For example, high school students will be able to rock their SATs right into the Ivy League...
Liteboxer Boxing Fitness Machine
Nobody show the Liteboxer to She-Ra: Princess of Power. She just barely crammed a Peloton into our dining room - it's the new head of the table - and I know if she sees this new rhythm-based boxing fitness machine our...
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