Survival Mac & Cheese
Kraft, Chef's Banquet sees your wimpy little boxes of Mac & Cheese, and even your Costco-sized 18-packs of Mac & Cheese, and says, "Ha! You call that the cheesiest? You call that carbo-loading? Check this out." And then...
Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser
When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...
Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System
While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...
3M Vetbond Tissue Adhesive
If it's good enough for horses and golden retrievers, it's good enough for me! Just kidding. Despite its name, 3M Vetbond Tissue Adhesive is a first aid option intended for humans who have cut themselves to "minor wound"...
E55: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 55 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe
Screw it, I'm taking my stash. This Phillips Head Screwdriver Diversion Safe retains a screwdriver's trademark talent of screwing and unscrewing screws, while bringing a new trick to the party: unscrew the Phillips head...
Frank Lloyd Wright Absorbent Stone Coasters
While Frank Lloyd Wright was a brilliant designer and an icon in the world of architecture, I have heard from an architect or two that his creative vision often overshadowed his interest in technical design, particularly...
Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars
Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...
Light Bulb Socket Splitter
Got a fixture that's not the brightest bulb in the box? Well, maybe it's time to replace it with one of these 7-way light bulb socket splitters and turn your dull bulb into a burning bright OCTOLIGHT! What's that, honey?...
Livit Backyard Studypod
The Livit Studypod, a prefab office for your backyard, is one solution emerging from the explosion in popularity (and, yeah, necessity) of working from home, plus the all-new phenomenon of going to school from home. Studypods...
Augason Farms 55-Gallon Water Treatment & Storage Kit
Augason Farms uses a 55-gallon, BPA-free water barrel made from food-grade Polyethylene as the reservoir for its emergency water filtration and storage kit. From the looks of it, it's the same one Passion uses for their...
PAC-MAN Tamagotchi
1980, meet 1996, meet 2020. PAC-MAN Tamagotchi has arrived. What does that mean? "PAC-MAN is helping to raise and nurture your Tamagotchi character!" Now, 5 years ago I would have laughed at that statement (and also wondered...
The Coolest Coffee Table
The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...
Airstream Basecamp 20
The Airstream Basecamp 20 is big, B-I-G and it's bad, B-A-D, and it's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. At least according to my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, who broke into one of her high school cheerleading chants the...
Nite Ize GearTies - Reusable Rubber Twist Ties
Nite Ize brings us organization with a twist. Their GearTie line is an enhanced version of your bag of sliced bread's favorite closure, the twist tie. GearTies are flexible, reusable securing tools coated in a tough rubber...
Every Naked Person Shower Curtain
On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...
Keysy RFID Duplicator - Copy Keycards & Keyfobs
Copying your keyfobs and keycards? It's now Keysy peasy. The Keysy RFID duplicator from Tiny Labs is able to copy up to 4 low frequency (125kHz) RFID fobs and cards onto its single keychain attachment to consolidate your...
LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System
Complete with insertable Super Mario Bros. cartridge. Don't forget to blow first. LEGO's Nintendo Entertainment System drops on August 1, 2020, and even as someone who's not a Zack, Zack LEGO Maniac I gotta say, LEGO...
The CityRadio - Major City Radio Stations in Real Time
Tune in, Tokyo, tune in, Tokyo - holy crap, CityRadio! It worked! That never happens when I try it with boobies. (Though as cool as the CityRadio is, the game is still more fun with boobies. Am I right, young Jonathan...
Drowse Buster-E Stay-Awake Wearable
Who's up for a little classical conditioning? The Drowse Buster-E is a wearable for sleepy drivers, students, and office workers who need a little...stimulation to stay awake while engaged in mind-numbing activities after...
VitaFLUX Better-in-Bed Daily Supplement for Men & Women
Seems like getting better in bed would naturally make you feel better outside of it, but VitaFLUX isn't taking any chances. The daily supplement for men and women covers all bases in your sexual health and your overall...
Arkup Livable Yacht - Floating Motor Home
Ark up, Noah! It's time to seek out two of every kind of party animal you know, and lead them onto the Arkup Livable Yacht, a floating home that motors from dock to dock, sea to sea, and tropical paradise to coastal city...
My Last F*ck Candle
My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...
Decathlon 2-Seconds Easy Tent
The Decathlon 2-Seconds Easy Tent pops up faster than my topsheet when I have dreams about my 4th grade English teacher's...lemon bars. Man did Miss Michaelson bake the best lemon bars. And she'd always bring them in...
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