SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

E27: What Is This Thing?

$19.95 - $24.95 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 27 of What Is This Thing?, a fun / dumb challenge / no-brainer I set forth with one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Oh, I also give you a few hints to help / do nothing to...

MudWatt STEM Kit - Grow Your Own Living Fuel Cell

Discontinued

Electricity from mud. That's the game, or rather, the challenge your kiddos will get from a MudWatt STEM Kit. The kit comes with all the groundwork for building a living fuel cell, and all you'll need to add to start...

Baketan Reiseki Ghost Detector

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I ain't 'fraid of no...aaahhh! My Baketan Reiseki Japanese ghost detector just lit up all red! That means evil spirit. That means I need my proton pack and my ghost trap, but all I've got on hand is my ghost stone and...

How to Smoke Pot (Properly)

$9.45 Amazon »

If you're messin' with "the Devil's lettuce," better do it right. And, according to How to Smoke Pot (Properly): A Highbrow Guide to Getting High, better do it classy too. Author David Bienenstock explores the best and...the...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

CrazyCap UV Water Bottle Purifier

$62.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

Doesn't sound so crazy to me to want clean drinking water. But maybe the CrazyCap, a UV water purifier that screws right on top of your water bottle, takes its name from the anticipated public response to hearing this...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

$2,848.99 Amazon »

Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

Just Text Us Doormat

$55.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

"Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right...

Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$149.99 Mystery Vibe »

Mystery Vibes' Tenuto is the sexy toy company's first wearable vibrator for men, and the next in what appears to be a growing market. Though nowhere near as prevalent as vibrators for ladies, male vibrators just keep...

Slopedeck Snowskate - Skateboard for the Snow

$175 Amazon »

Show off your slick tricks on an even slicker surface this winter with a Slopedeck Snowskate. The Canadian-made hybrid trades in snowboard bindings for a maple cambered deck that mimics a skateboard's in both size and...

Bill & Ted's Excellent Phone Booth

$8,495 Cubicall »

In the Winter of 1989, Bill & Ted had an Excellent Adventure. Over 30 years later, in the Summer of 2020, Mr. Preston Esquire and Mr. Logan are going to have to Face the Music for it. And while you can't use the Bill...

Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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Ohboyohboyohboy, a replica Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man you can eat! I won't say he's giant because, well, we've seen what an actual giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like in the movie. But at 10.6 ounces...

Ignik Gas Growler - Refillable Propane Tank

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The Ignik Gas Growler is a refillable propane tank that endeavors to give us some happy, environmentally-friendly, and economical middle ground. When you're camping, RVing, tailgating, grilling, or doing any activity...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

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A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

V-Coptr Falcon Drone

The V-Coptr Falcon Drone is comin' out bi. Described by maker Zero Zero Robotics as "the world's first V-shaped bi-copter," the V-Coptr Falcon ditches one pair of arms and propellers in favor of a dual-rotor propulsion...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

$79.95 Amazon »

Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...

Atmos Air-Purifying Face Mask

$350 Ao Air »

Ao Air hopes their forthcoming Atmos face mask will be - oh yeah - a breath of fresh air amidst a market of otherwise constricting, uncomfortable, and butt ugly wearable air purifiers. In addition to "a more human experience"...

PopSolo Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone & Voice Mixer

$17.20 - $24.99 Amazon »

Sorry, Goose, but a PopSolo Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone is my preferred wingman for telling older women who turn out to be my astrophysicist Top Gun instructor that they've lost that lovin' feeling. It's just way more...

Tubmarine Wood-Fired Hot Tubs

$20k Tubmarine »

Oh how you taunt me, Tubmarine! I could never afford your wood-fired tubness, and just looking at your modern design and eco-friendly marriage of recyclable stainless steel and sustainable soft woods, especially as I...

Dude's must see products for a cold and lifeless January 2020 had you dreaming of summer road trips in luxury camping trailers and taking out your aggressions by whipping stingers and unleashing the kraken. Thankfully the month ended on a happy note, with everyone soothed into a state of cuteness...

Walking Dead Lucille Replica Bat with Opener & Flask

$70 Etsy »

Lucille may be gone for good from The Walking Dead, but you can pay her tribute in your own home with this Walking Dead Lucille replica bat from Banner Bats. True, this bat's barbed wire is stenciled on rather than wrapped...

Dalstrong Whetstone Knife Sharpening Kit

$199 Amazon »

I have a problem. It's my knives. They're never as sharp as my wit. Dalstrong, can you help narrow the gap?...