Welcome to Edition 25 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...

From theory to practice. The new Big Bang MP-11 Red Magic Watch from Hublot is about to blow up in a limited edition of 100 pieces for all you mega rich kids out there who prefer horology to cosmology. With its fiery...

I'd say, "Poor bastard," but dying in bed, curled up all cozy, sleeping in the fetal position, isn't the worst way to go. Though I guess they don't usually go to the trouble of drawing chalk outlines of the newly deceased...

This after sex towel considers itself "unique and clever" for taking a plain white terry cloth towel and embroidering the word "Sperm" across it. (Or, if you prefer a little more slang and vulgarity in your terminology...

Stop parking like an a-hole...in your own garage...with a Park Right Parking Mat from Maxsa Innovations. The 21" x 11" x 2" rubber stopper is molded with 2 raised bumpers that let you know when your front tire is positioned...

Wyld Gear up for the Super Bowl with the 12oz Wyld Multi-CanTM from Wyld Gear. The vacuum insulated stainless steel container consolidates 3 prized and coveted drinking services into 1:...

Rest your carbo-loaded belly, your thunk-too-hard noodle, and your gassed-out spaghetti legs on one of Pablo Reinoso's Spaghetti Benches. The seating is a series of standard wood and metal public benches, each typically...

Melt a heart of ice and light up a heart of darkness this V-Day with the Block Lamp, a desktop illumination design that uses the thought-provoking optical illusion of a light bulb frozen inside an ice cube to diffuse...

Need some mo' hair down there? Feel all warm 'n' fuzzy on the inside and the out with SuperTanya's hand-knit mohair pants. The mohair knitwear is funky-chic on the eyes and either: a) soft as a pussywillow; or b) itchy...

Spyderco's BaliYo is a ballpoint pen with a twist. And a flip. A spin. A full-on aerial show to put on once you've developed your hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, and learned to master this dual-use writing...

Uber and Lyft drivers, this one's for you! Pimp out your ride, and make every night a night of a thousand stars for your passengers with a tiny light projector that casts a big starry sky onto the roof of your car...

Step 1: grow 8.5". Step 2: grow 8.5" more. And guess what kids, neither step involves eating vegetables! This fold-flat 2-step stool from Richards Homewares gives a boost to everyone from kiddos at the bathroom sink to...

Whether you're missing the window, missing the sunlight, missing the trees, or just missing that je ne sais quoi in your household decor, REVEAL by illumination maestro Adam Frank will shine some unique and charming ambient...

Daisy Collingridge's squishy human flesh costumes Sure. Are. Something. A whimsical wonder to behold. And most definitely a new - and, honestly, equally delightful - way for me to think of the term bouncy, bouncy...

The Myers Stick is an 8" kubotan for self defense and tactical use. And just in case your intent isn't clear to an attacker, or the beer you're about to shotgun, the kubotan has a wicked skull-on-snake design that will...

Oooh, splotchy blue liquid encased in an office chair mat. Looks funky, and pretty much sums up how I feel when I'm at the office. Well, at least the blue part...

Luminook fits in the nooks of your nooks to light them up when you look. The automatic LED strip lighting endeavors to "reimagine lighting for small spaces, with a focus on user experience and beautiful design."...

Slime in patio fungus, rotting produce, and nose forms: OMG gross. Slime in whimsical colors, made from hygienic ingredients boxed up for kiddos to play with: fun; funky; and tactilely stimulating. Artistic Slimez crafted...

From Slate-ish: Slate-ish Wall Armor is the easiest way to add durability and beauty to those abused walls around your home or garage. The texture and color camouflage scuffs, tire marks, and spills. The toughness of...

Welcome to Edition 24 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...

Forget enemies and evil villains, what you really need some indestructible adamantium dagger claws to put in check is your corn on the cob. These new Wolverine corn cob holders - delightfully named Corn on the Claws -...

Is it the Softies Snuggle Lounger that makes me want to cuddle up and bury my hands and face in that seat of buttery velvet, or is it the girl in the Softies Snuggle Lounger? It's both, dudes. It is absolutely both. And...

Cat stickers and sloth skins for your laptop are great and all, but only with a Sketchcase whiteboard skin do you become the true master of your artistic expression domain. The laptop whiteboard adhesive functions just...