Old Bay Hot Sauce

$10.49 Amazon »

McCormick has launched an Old Bay Hot Sauce just in time for the Super Bowl, and my Spidey Spicy Sense tells me it's hot in more ways than one: at printing, when I tried to access the McCormick online store to purchase...

Envelope Phone Cases - Simplify Your Smartphone

Created as concepts for the Google Digital Wellbeing Experiments platform, Envelope cases are simple paper slip-ons for smartphones that transform them into simpler devices. The Envelope above regresses a Google Pixel...

myONE Perfect Fit Condoms

$8 - $10 myONE »

If the shoe fits...why shouldn't the condom? myONE Perfect Fit Condoms aren't custom-sized condoms, per se, but with 10 lengths, 9 widths, and 60 total sizes available, taking 15 seconds to line up your ruler like so...

Kuretake Water Color Set

$38.99 Amazon »

Discover your inner Bob-san Rossamoto with a Kuretake Gansai Tambi Watercolor Paints Set. Kuretake says 36-strong palette of Japanese hues are highly blendable, with a creamy-smooth consistency. They also differ from...

Industrial Pipe & Wood Breakfast in Bed Tray & Lap Desk

Sold Out Amazon »

From breakfast in bed to lazy Sunday mornings when you still have to work on those damn spreadsheets, this decidedly masculine industrial pipe and wood tray and lap desk has Valentine's Day gift for him branded all over...

Gerber DoubleDown Folding Machete

Discontinued

Gerber's new DoubleDown Folding Machete reminds me that as boss as I feel walking around with a machete dangling from my belt loop, the look doesn't always go over well in the office or at the Starbucks. But now! A 15"...

MS Modern Cat Litter Box

Discontinued

Is it a suitcase? Is it a speaker? Is it...Are you kitten me right meow, hooman?! It's a litter box! And not just any litter box. A snazzy, private, MS Modern Cat Litter Box, available in Classic White, Moss Green, Sweet...

Sheets & Giggles Eucalyptus Lyocell Sheets

$97.90 - $187.90 Amazon »

Level up your pillow talk game with some Sheets & Giggles. The bed sheet sets are made of lyocell, a type of rayon the Denver-based company creates entirely from sustainable eucalyptus trees grown on biodiverse plantations...

SwitchBot Curtain - Automate Any Curtain Rod or Rail

$75 - $199 Amazon »

SwitchBot Curtain is the newest addition to the SwitchBot family of tiny retrofit devices you can boop! onto common household items to make them smart. In this case, the SwitchBot Curtain slips onto any style of curtain...

Your move. It might be across town with a load of boxes for your new place. It might be up the stairs hauling a new mattress and box spring, or down the street hauling some extra mulch to the neighbors. Loading up the roof with skis and sleds in the winter, hitching up the boat to hit the lake in...

CookKing Master Grill Pan

$41.99 Amazon »

I don't know how masterful CookKing's Master Grill Pan itself is, but the culinary delights sitting inside it have definitely mastered the ability to make my belly crave some Korean BBQ...

E25: What Is This Thing?

$49.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 25 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...

Hublot Big Bang MP-11 Red Magic Watch

$86k Hublot »

From theory to practice. The new Big Bang MP-11 Red Magic Watch from Hublot is about to blow up in a limited edition of 100 pieces for all you mega rich kids out there who prefer horology to cosmology. With its fiery...

Die in Your Sleep Bed

I'd say, "Poor bastard," but dying in bed, curled up all cozy, sleeping in the fetal position, isn't the worst way to go. Though I guess they don't usually go to the trouble of drawing chalk outlines of the newly deceased...

After Sex Towel

$9.99 Amazon »

This after sex towel considers itself "unique and clever" for taking a plain white terry cloth towel and embroidering the word "Sperm" across it. (Or, if you prefer a little more slang and vulgarity in your terminology...

Park Right Parking Mat

$16.19 Amazon »

Stop parking like an a-hole...in your own garage...with a Park Right Parking Mat from Maxsa Innovations. The 21" x 11" x 2" rubber stopper is molded with 2 raised bumpers that let you know when your front tire is positioned...

12oz Wyld Multi-Can

$19.99 Wyld Gear »

Wyld Gear up for the Super Bowl with the 12oz Wyld Multi-CanTM from Wyld Gear. The vacuum insulated stainless steel container consolidates 3 prized and coveted drinking services into 1:...

Pablo Reinoso Spaghetti Benches

Rest your carbo-loaded belly, your thunk-too-hard noodle, and your gassed-out spaghetti legs on one of Pablo Reinoso's Spaghetti Benches. The seating is a series of standard wood and metal public benches, each typically...

Ice Cube Block Lamp

$359.99 Amazon »

Melt a heart of ice and light up a heart of darkness this V-Day with the Block Lamp, a desktop illumination design that uses the thought-provoking optical illusion of a light bulb frozen inside an ice cube to diffuse...

Jar of F*cks Gift Jar

$29.99 Etsy »

I don't give a f*ck about you...I give a whole jar of f*cks about you! Ha! What an unexpected linguistic turnaround! Not to mention the perfect gift for the girlfriend or wife who loves wordplay. And f*cks...

Mohair Pants

$184.80 - $375.38 Etsy »

Need some mo' hair down there? Feel all warm 'n' fuzzy on the inside and the out with SuperTanya's hand-knit mohair pants. The mohair knitwear is funky-chic on the eyes and either: a) soft as a pussywillow; or b) itchy...

Spyderco BaliYo Hand-Eye Coordination Pen

$12.12 - $12.78 Amazon »

Spyderco's BaliYo is a ballpoint pen with a twist. And a flip. A spin. A full-on aerial show to put on once you've developed your hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, and learned to master this dual-use writing...

Car Roof Star Lights

$11.79 - $32.99 Amazon »

Uber and Lyft drivers, this one's for you! Pimp out your ride, and make every night a night of a thousand stars for your passengers with a tiny light projector that casts a big starry sky onto the roof of your car...

Fold-Flat 2-Step Stool

Discontinued

Step 1: grow 8.5". Step 2: grow 8.5" more. And guess what kids, neither step involves eating vegetables! This fold-flat 2-step stool from Richards Homewares gives a boost to everyone from kiddos at the bathroom sink to...