PasTEX Connectorz - STEM Building with Spaghetti

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PasTEX Connectorz regret to inform you that their kit for STEM building with spaghetti does not come with the requisite spaghetti; it is sold separately. But before you fall into a panic over where you're going to find...

Mini Cell Phone & Bluetooth Headset

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There are so many wonderful things about the L8star mini cell phone and Bluetooth headset in addition to the obvious, which is that it is wee little tiny, and heart-warmingly nostalgic. The others include:...

Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater

$69.95 Amazon »

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can

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Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...

Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop

$100 Stuul »

Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...

WASP Less-Lethal Weapon Accessory

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The WASP weapon accessory is an add-on for your existing 9mm pistol that converts it into a less-lethal self defense option for a single round. The WASP impact baton fits into the gun's barrel and, when fired, shoots...

Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models

Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...

Valentine's Day Surprise Scratch-Off Card

$5 Etsy »

This Valentine's Day Surprise scratch-off card gives me pause. Normally I consider receiving a greeting card the equivalent of receiving a fancy piece of trash, since that's where it's going to end up a day or two later...

E22: What Is This Thing?

$7.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 22 of What Is This Thing?, a feature of a product whose purpose is a real head-scratcher, especially based on the single photo of it I have chosen to show you. Here are some hints to help you figure...

Hoonico Moomoo Bag Pet Carrier

Hoonico Moomoo Bag designer Sunghoon Park says the pet carrier will help make your cats and dogs feel more comfortable, less claustrophobic when you need (or just really, really want!) to tote them around town. But the...

Smell Proof Bag with Combination Lock

$18.99 Amazon »

OZCHIN's smell proof bag with combination lock will keep sticky fingers and bloodhound noses away from your stash of stinky weed. The unassuming zippered storage case is an 8.5" x 5.5" x 4.5" block that opens to reveal...

OnMyWhey Portable Protein & Supplement Powder Keychains

$24.99 Amazon »

A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as...

Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses

I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...

Weber SmokeFire Wood Fired Pellet Grills

$999 - $1,199 Amazon »

Now that the shortest day of the year is behind us, Weber knows what time it is: time to start thinking about grilling season! Their SmokeFire Wood Fired Pellet Grills should be ready to ship on January 25, 2020, and...

Ocean Surf Coffee Table

$2k Etsy »

The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...

Birt Plate Strength System

$30 - $200 Birt Strength Systems »

When Ryan Birt created the Birt Plate Strength System, injury was the mother of his invention. A college wrestling champion and football player, Birt injured his elbow in a football game, and found he couldn't lift a...

Mobile Game Finger Sleeves

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Sweaty thumbs killing your vibe - and your character - in PUBG and Survivor Royale? You may have laughed at the likes of mobile game finger sleeves in the past, but when it's your own fingers growing clammy and causing...

December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy Dude's must see products for December 2019, the final month of the decade's...

Finger Fork

$7.41 - $10.91 Shapeways »

I don't know if attaching a Finger Fork to one of your digits would make it easier or harder, more or less pleasant to chow down. Designer JC Karich envisions the Inspector Gadget-style extensions as fun ways for kiddos...

Stinger Whip Car Emergency Tool

Discontinued

I'm not sure what sort of "car emergency" I'd need an 18" stainless steel construction cable whip for, but OK Stinger Whip. If you want to throw a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter onto your self defense scourge's kubaton-style...

S-TEC 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver

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A chef never goes anywhere without his knives, and with their 12" Rugged Chef Tactical Field Cleaver S-TEC makes sure camping trips are no exception. The folding cleaver is 12" in overall length when open, and has a 5"...

The Dog House Sofa

Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...

High Ball: An Electronic Game for the Seriously Baked

Discontinued

Ring in 2020 with a highball and a High Ball. For the former I recommend a Sex on the Beach. And for the latter, a nugget of Blue Dream and this LED-based motion-sensing game for the seriously baked...

Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder

$13.99 Amazon »

I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...