Gillette Heated Razor

$150 Amazon »

Sure, you could be a GilletteLabs Heated Razor for a couple hundos and experience "instant warmth in less than one second at the push of a button." Or you could achieve the exact same effect for the cost of a disposable...

Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit

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With their Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit, Brand Castle hasn't just packaged up a fun and tasty holiday baking experience for all the mamas, pops, kids, and geeks out there, they've also assembled some worthy opponents...

NEXEN Dandelion Tires

Rollin' like a...dandelion? Despite their flowery name and wispy connotation, Dandelion concept tires from NEXEN are big 'n' burly issues, built rugged enough to traverse just about any terrain. The low-maintenance, never-flat...

elago AW3 Mac Classic AirPods Case

$13.49 Amazon »

One of Apple's latest snuggles inside one of Apple's greatest with elago's AW3 Mac Classic-style AirPods Case. No stranger to reinventing retro designs, the AW3 AirPods cover follows elago's application of similar Mac...

Pagan Breakfast God Mask

$17.95 Archie McPhee »

I'm not sure I can get behind the Pagan Breakfast God enough to make a Jesus fish version of him for my car. Obviously I dig the idea of a god lookin' out for my breakfast, but the only 2 known photographs of him (see...

Dudes, this is gonna hurt. My collection of stuff that makes it worse before making it better includes a fat wad of items that are going to cause you some physical pain and discomfort while you're using them. But. They'll ultimately help solve a problem you have that's way more painful and uncomfortable...

Pumpkin Spice Death Wish Coffee

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It's pumpkin spice on crack! No, not really. Just a whole helluva lot of caffeine. Pumpkin Spice Death Wish Coffee is the Death Wish brand's fall-appropriate seasonal offering, an effort to appeal to both the pumpkin-spice-obsessed...

Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

The Choco Flaker

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Boska Holland hasn't just done the world a wondrous service in creating the Choco Flaker, they've done it in naming this super swell topping maker the "Choco Flaker." Not that Choco Flaker isn't the most logical name...

Tiffany & Co. Advent Calendar

$112k Tiffany & Co. »

Your woman sure as shiny baubles won't be singin' out to Santa Baby this year if her Dude Baby gets her one of Tiffany & Co.'s Advent Calendars. Twenty-four days of diamonds and drop earrings, platinum and pendants, and...

JAWZ High Performance Blender

$199 - $299 Amazon »

Get yourself a JAWZ Blender and chances are you're gonna need a bigger...appetite. Glass for your smoothie. Tupperware container for all that nut butter this 3.5HP whirring blade of pulverization is gonna spin you up...

Animal Body Pillows

$21.53 - $135.99 Amazon »

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Ripsaw M5 Robotic Combat Vehicle

Sorry to all the Veruca Salts out there, but you can't have a Ripsaw M5 Robotic Combat Vehicle or an Oompa Loompa. Willy Wonka and the US Military say no...

Campfire Defender Pop-Up Fire Pit

$119.95 Amazon »

Normally I'd guess the term "pop-up fire" is a bit of new lingo, the kids' trendy way of referring to a 911 emergency. But Campfire Defender's version is a Pop-Up Fire Pit, and it's not about burning things down, but...

Skin-On Interfaces - Realistic Skin for Your Devices

With his Skin-On Interfaces project, HCI researcher and interaction designer Marc Teyssier is trying to improve humans' experience interacting with our devices. He points out that we use skin as an "interface" when we...

da Vinci's Dodecahedron

$39 AltDynamic »

Dodec out your desktop* with a 21st century take on Leonardo da Vinci's 15th century Dodecahedron. You don't have to be into RPG to appreciate this 12-sided geometric shape, especially once you hear the story of its origins...

Skull & Bones Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

Discontinued

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

Mighty Bright Page Magnifier

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Too proud to wear reading glasses? Or no, no, I know. It's not that you need readers, it's just that they made the print in this damn magazine / book / newspaper / crossword puzzle too small. No normal-sighted person...

Fatboy Perfect Putty

$21 Fatboy »

Texture, volume, style. Hair. Envy. This one's for the...dudes?! Fatboy Perfect Putty isn't your girlfriend's, or your wife's, or your mama's hair product. I mean, they can use it if they want, but this texturizing cream...

24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar

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Advent calendars are making a play for the top Christmas trend of 2019. I've never seen so many available in the US. And I've definitely never seen a 24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar in the US, or anywhere else...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...

Derucap Collapsible Disaster Helmet

Duck and cover? Nah, more like Safety Dance ready. The Derucap disaster helmet pops and protects exposed heads from some of the treacherous by-products of earthquakes and other unexpected emergencies, including the impact...

E10: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 10 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you dig in with your mental floss and figure out the...

Kitchen SinkShroom Clog-Free Sink Strainer

$10.24 Amazon »

The Shrooms are spreading. This family of sink and tub drain strainers has a stainless steel model for kitchens able to catch, not everything and the kitchen sink, but everything in the kitchen sink...