Miss Nessa Monster Suits

$135 - $295 Etsy »

Vanessa Henerty sews the most adorable Monster Suits I've ever seen. Her Etsy shop, Miss Nessa Monster Suits, displays Henerty's handmade, onesie-style costumes that seem to be equally suitable for Halloween, bedtime...

KATCHY Indoor Insect Trap

$36.99 Amazon »

KATCHY name you got there, indoor bug trap. Here's hoping you can live up to it stationed next to my fruit fly incubator - aka the compost bag...

Boston Dynamics Spot Robot Dog

Boston Dynamics, breeders of Spot the robotic dog, have announced the commercial launch of their versatile, nimble, and sorta scary headless wonder. In other words, you can now contact the Boston Dynamics sales department...

Running Faucet Night Light

$16.50 Etsy »

Looks like Doktor Alcock has perfected the PSI* of his faucet with a warm green LED. The running faucet night light from Resin Store is a nifty little stick-on for bedrooms, bathrooms, hallways, or anywhere you need to...

Do It Yurtself - Online Guide to Building a Modern Yurt

If I did as Do It Yurtself instructed and built myself a modern yurt like the one Zach Both did for him and his girlfriend, Nicole, it wouldn't just be a fun (and unbelievable to anyone who knows me) accomplishment, it...

Bathroom Guest Book

$16.98 Amazon »

Let me get this straight: every page of The Bathroom Guest Book contains a long-ass form for users to fill out, but not one of the questions is, "What did you do in here? Please check all that apply: #1; #2; Both; Quick...

The Boys - Homelander Costume

Discontinued

Men, cast your own web of deception this Halloween, dressing up as Homelander, leader of The Seven, and The Boys' resident sexy superhero / covert ruthless bastard...

Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster

$49.99 Nerf »

The Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster brings us something very special: the farthest flying Nerf darts ever! With a 120' range, these babies are like the Amelia Earhart of Nerf darts! The Qatar Airlines Auckland to Doha...

Battery Organizer Storage Box

$24.99 Amazon »

Briefcase full of batteries?! That's almost as good as cash or cocaine totally legal CBD oil! And we're not talking 140 batteries tossed in all willy-nilly to tumble into entropy like the ones you currently toss in a...

Fries on the Fly Universal Car French Fry Holder

$7.95 Amazon »

When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the...

Pumpkin Spice SPAM

$8.98 SPAM »

Pumpkin Spice SPAM. Before your mouth gets watering too heavy, better dry off the dribble and get yourself to the SPAM store to buy some. This autumnal wonder is, like all other food blessed by the Pumpkin Spice Fairy...

DIY Vasectomy Kit

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Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament...

Mr. Rogers Costume

$42.87 Amazon »

Mr. Rogers? Fred Rogers? That's a bold choice for a Halloween costume, one that will be pretty tough for most people to pull off. Just picture it: you don the red cardigan and sneakers, slip on the King Friday XIII and...

E6: What Is This Thing?

$47.29 Amazon »

Here comes the sixth installment of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you sleuth out the answer. Or you can join...

Apparently there are so many different kinds of farts on our planet that we need not just one Spotter's Guide to identifying them (with sound effects!) but five! Five guides to fart-spotting!...

Qi Wireless Charging Table with 360 Bluetooth Speaker

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Seems like the only time anyone puts their phone down is to charge it*, so wouldn't it be nice if the simple act of setting it on the table got the battery juices flowing, no further action required? Oh hey, a Qi wireless...

Inflatable Pig Costume

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What did the pig say to the Impossible Burger? "Where's the beef?!" Hey, no one said pigs are funny. And why should they be? They work so hard to bring home the bacon, you can't really expect them to be witty and clever...

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$16.98 Amazon »

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle? Aw, come on, it's Friday afternoon! This should be a Monday morning, or maybe a hump day afternoon post to better encapsulate how I feel. Right now, my bottled frustration is sloshing...

Drop Wipes - Bird Poop Removers for Your Car

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Drop Wipes know how it goes: another day, another deuce dropped by some a-hole bird on your car hood...windshield...trunk...exact part of the driver's side door handle you have to touch to get in. But help could be just...

Star Geodesic Coffee Table

I don't know why it's called the Star Coffee Table, because what it looks like designer Line Pierron actually did to make this geodesic wonder for your living room is move mountains. Took Mt. Rainier and turned it right...

Extreme Vehicle Protection Car Storage Bag

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I smell a storm coming, better bag 'er up! The Extreme Vehicle Protection car storage bag is designed to shield your car, truck, or SUV from inclement weather conditions. Like, flood and hurricane inclement. When your...

First World Problems Pencils

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Hey First World Problems, shouldn't your box read "Standard No. 1 Pencils"? Or maybe, "Standard No. 2 (Is Just Fine Because I Tried My Best and Haven't Had My Triple Nonfat No-Foam Latte Yet Today) Pencils"? Or how about...

The Frustration Box

$17.99 - $21.98 Pranks Anonymous »

Frustration-free packaging? Psshh. Not a chance when I need to send an anonymous little something to the dude who acts like our office is his personal Amazon Locker. The Frustration Box from Pranks Anonymous requires...

Bleeding Heart LED Bath Bomb

$17 Etsy »

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...