Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

Welcome to Edition 9 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. I'll include some hints below to help you flex your noodle and figure out the answer...

There's been a lot of talk about super-strong and extra mighty magnets over the past couple of years. This Magnetic Fridge Organizer Rack looks like a pretty good way to test out those claims. This refrigerator-mounted...

Not that I want to think about wearing flip-flops this time of year, but according to Honey Soles, putting their Natural Cork shoe insoles inside my regular shoes will make it feel like I am even in my leather loafers...

Cock breath is alright, but I think I prefer dick breath. As an insult, I mean. Obviously...

According to Noori, "Noori allows a wide range of features through its modularity." According to me, Noori allows a wide range of eating all my favorite food groups. Ribs and burgers! Fat pots of chili! Wood-fired pizza!...

Blast off into a REM galaxy far, far away with one of these space shuttle lamps. The 3D-printed light features a rocket on the 45-degree up-and-up, with its dreamy, fiery exhaust glowing yellow-orange with a dimmable...

So...I guess Captain Morgan makes hot sauce? And...decided to attach the bottle to a mock cannon so you can, like, roll out, and fire off the spice at mealtime? Are rum and hot sauce even a thing?...

Westwell isn't the first handycompany to sneak tools into the buckles of their fashion belts, but they are the first I've seen to make the tools modular and swappable, as well as with an option to keep them completely...

Celebrate Hump Day with a fat roll of "For Rectal Use Only" Stickers! At first I wasn't sure if this 500-strong cylinder of instructional labels was a legit medical supply, or intended for the pranks I'll certainly be...

Despite the name "Jukebox" it's not so much the 50s diner as it is the 50s barber shop Gerber is giving a nod to with their Jukebox gentleman's knife. The EDC piece is fashioned after the look of a master shaver's straight...

Sometimes when you've got problems that are real noodle bakers - preserving the environment, slowing climate change, reducing waste - the simple act of baking noodles can help solve them. Stroodles are biodegradable drinking...

Cretaceous Period meets the Wild, Wild West in this ride-on T-Rex costume, one of the most outstanding Halloween costumes I've seen this year. And one of the most outstanding mixed metaphors I've seen ever...

If your workout allows for carrying or keeping a water bottle nearby, I'm sure it also allows for a separate place to stash your phone and other personal items. But if you can combine the two, and keep everything together...

GlobalEDC is quick to point out that their ballistic dart launcher "IS NOT A TOY! MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO PURCHASE." However, the company continues, those who do order the button-operated dart shooter can use it...

Pizza Playing Cards are delightfully saucy and cheesy and all, but come on. Is anyone really going to play a game of poker with them? I feel like even the person who buys them will give up on solitaire after a few tries...

Today there are quite a few things we can make happen with the wave of the hand, a flick of the wrist. Motion-detection lights, gesture-controlled camera shutters, and, maybe less impressive, but just as useful, automatic...

Happy Monday, cold people and penitents ready to level up your hair shirts! Strickolino has some hand knit adult onesies for you. Super chunky hand knit adult onesies. Like, chunkier than Skippy Extra Crunchy, the pico...

Uh, is the ClimbStation climbing wall treadmill a sporting good or a nightmare? A fun way to stay fit and simulate rock climbing indoors, or the conveyor belt of vertical horror in the REM sleep I can't wake up from?...

Trade kissing for Hi-yah!-ing to make it better with these most excellent Ninja Bandages. Which are most definitely not just for kids...

The first LEGOs ever that won't make you wince and recoil in pain if you step on them! In fact, foot contact with these plush-stuffed LEGO pillows is encouraged. Arm, back, and butt contact too...

Philips calls their Somneo Connected "the wake-up light designed to help you sleep." More than just a sunrise-simulating alarm clock, this light therapy lamp has built-in sensors to measure the temperature, noise, light...

Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...

Han Solo, poor bastard. First Vader froze him in Carbonite, and now fancy French cookware company Le Creuset has cooked him in cast iron. Coming November 1, 2019, to a very tiny part of a galaxy only as far, far away...