Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie

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I think Barefoot Dreams' CozyChic Men's Camo Hoodie will be the coziest and chicest hoodie you'll ever wear in your life. At least it better be for what Barefoot Dreams is charging for the ball o' fluff with a zipper...

Wikkelhouse Cardboard Homes

$55,500 - $95k Wikkelhouse »

The next hot housing trend: living in a cardboard box. The Dutch Wikkelhouse is a vision in modular home design made from stacked and bonded layers of cardboard. Lightweight and easily transported, you can install a Wikkelhouse...

HM7 Aquapod Jellyfish-Inspired Watch

Are you ready to let the tentacles of time ensnare your wrist? The HM7 Aquapod is luxury watchmaker MB&F's jellyfish-inspired wristwatch. What's so jellyfishy about this timepiece? Well...not much, unless you're willing...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$186.95 Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Chubby Buttons Bluetooth Music Remote

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Sometimes a little chub can come in handy. Chubby Buttons is an easy-touch Bluetooth music remote. Wearable, stickable, clickable, and water-resistant, the oversized buttons let you control your audio without digging...

Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...

Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses

Who says men don't like flowers? And for that matter, who says a dozen Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses are suitable only as a gift for men? Defying age, gender, race, and ethnicity, Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses can dazzle...

Panther Vision Flateye Unround Flashlight

$149.99 - $299.99 Amazon »

Don't call me square, call me unround! Panther Vision's Flateye Unround is sort of a misnomer, in that flashlight's illuminating eye is actually round, but the case holding it is not. The torch's aircraft grade aluminum...

E3: What Is This Thing?

Welcome to the third edition of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product whose purpose isn't obvious at first glance. Maybe not even second, third, or thirtieth glance. It's a mystery I invite you to spend...

TEEF! - Drinkable Dog Dental Health

$28 - $285 TEEF! »

I know. TEEF!'s idea of dumping dissolvable powder in your dog's water to clean his teeth is inherently off-putting. Not only because there seems to be enough random shit in our water supply these days, but also because...

Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

$13.24 Amazon »

How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems is the latest satirical (but also funny-'cause-it's-true) release from webcomic xkcd cartoonist and author Randall Munroe...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$82.49 Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...

Human True Wireless Over-Ear Headphones

$259 - $399 HUMAN »

Human's true wireless over-ear headphones are kinda funny lookin'. Like high-tech panda bear ears. But I thought Bluetooth earpieces, and then bone conduction headphones, and then AirPods were funny lookin' when they...

iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot

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I would much rather vacuum a floor than mop it, so the iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot is a welcome addition to my closet o' crap that helps me get chores done. What I wonder, though, is if you have carpeted floors abutting...

Hypelev Levitating Sneaker Display Stand

$249 Hypelev »

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them...

TAXA Mantis Camper

The last time I doled out the kind of TAXA people actually want to pay for, it was in mighty mite form. The TAXA TigerMoth Trailer is a small, lightweight camper intended for towing by 4-cylinder vehicles. TAXA's latest...

Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set

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Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set? More like Medusa's twin cousins, the Meboobsa sisters...

Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket

Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...

Langogo Pocket AI Translator with Global WiFi Hotspot

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Langogo is a handheld instant two-way translator for travels and Tinder dates where you know you're going to hit a language and communication barrier*. Langogo provides translation across 105 languages, including against...

Carpe Antiperspirant Hand, Foot, Boob & Pit Lotions

$14.95 - $19.99 Amazon »

Oh boy, here comes the sweater! Better have a towel nearby if you're gonna shake his hand. And don't sit too close to him at lunch. And if lunch involves anything 1-star spicy or higher, say you're not hungry and just...

RSVLTS Saved By The Bell Collection Clothing

$27 - $65 RSVLTS »

Did you know Saved By the Bell shares a 30th anniversary with Seinfeld? And a 25th anniversary with Friends? Zack Morris, AC Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Screech Powers, and Mr. Belding made their...

None of the animals that made my cute but cantankerous animal gift list are dogs, but I think we can still talk in terms of bark versus bite when discussing just how ill-tempered and aggressive these selections are...

Bugatti Centodieci

$8.9 million Bugatti »

Hype for Bugatti's latest hyper car is out: the Bugatti Centodieci is a take on and homage to the French auto maker's EB110 super sports car, itself made in the 90s in honor of Ettore Bugatti's 110th birthday. The EB110...

Harow Arnold Schwarzenegger Iconic Stool

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes from being back to being butt in this (admit it, fantastic) stool for yours from French design studio Harow. Now you can breathe some fresh air with Doug Quaid, and have story time with Mr...