Flashing Food Toppers? Psshh, no way. Why waste a vintage Vegas-style neon "Eat Me" on a chocolate cake when I can attach it to my belt buckle? Or "Happy Birthday" on confetti cupcakes when She-Ra: Princess of Power keeps...

In Find the Poo dog owner Joe Shyllit* turns the great mystery of the disappearing dog dump into a fun and challenging seek & find game. Think Where's Waldo with nature photos and turds...

It's the weekend, time to Shake & Pop, baby! This open fire popcorn popper has a traditional (i.e., olden days) look, but is made of lightweight, durable aluminum instead of, say, cast iron or bedrock. You can get your...

Normally I hate IPA, but I'll take a pint in its punniest of pun form on this IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt. And here I thought I'd already seen all the best beer gifts...

The Decapitated Swan Pool Float is big enough for 2 people! It's 5' long x 5' wide x 3' tall. Er, whoops. 2' tall...

When I give my mama this UFO storage jar for all the cookies and other special treats she makes before I come over, I'll just tell her the lid is a ladies' gardening hat instead of an alien spaceship. That way we'll both...

Technically these hands-free wearable mini fans are suitable for anyone who wants to stay cool when it gets hot. But I think we can all agree there's one person in particular the air-circulating neck wraps are made for:...

Redneck Roadkill RC pairs crusty old pickup trucks with related figures and accessories - skunks, signs, and zombies! - you can smash them into. It's all fun 'n' games, hillbilly-style!...

Beam yourself up with a few Rustic Beams from Ornamental Moulding & Millwork. The hollow wood beams are lightweight, self-install options for people wanting to add some architectural interest and old world appeal to ceilings...

Throw some shade at the sun with this ray-blocking pop-up personal sun shade for the beach, pool, or backyard. "Some" shade being the key word here, as the portable canopy covers just your face, and includes an inflatable...

Ah, Morning Wood to help the rest of you feel as wakey, wakey as your morning wood. Props to the travel mug for its resourcefulness both in incorporating eco-friendly bamboo as a hot / cold drink insulator, and in giving...

Mmm, Gerber's Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver is calling to mind a Tri-Tip cleaving of a fat tri-tip dinner from the campfire. Now all I need is 1 x Tri-Tip Mini Cleaver and 1 x wife willing to go camping with me...

The Stranger Things Demogorgon may have only had abduction and murder in store for the citizens of Hawkins, Indiana in 1983, but this is 2019. Age of sensitivity and cultural understanding. Now all the Demogorgon wants...

Don't worry, you're the good kind of fat. I mean, it's a compliment right? And with avocados being all the millennial rage right now, an adorable avocado mug that says "Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat" seems like...

I don't know why the Happy Bowl images indicate the one-piece silicone placemat and bowl is for children because this grown ass man would be very Happy Bowl to have one too. An unbreakable bowl built into a placemat!...

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. In other words, this is one classy water pipe. Session hopes it will also be the preferred...

Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...

Ghost Wire looks like a roll of masking tape - and the adhesive speaker wire secures flat, and can be painted over like tape too - but contains lines of either 2 or 4 16 AWG Pure Copper Conductors along its white backing...

Neptunic's Sharksuit, a stainless steel chainmail diver's suit, is kinda like cage diving with sharks. Except rather than being inside the cage that's going to protect you, you're wearing it. So you can actually touch...

Wearbuds see your true wireless earbuds-ness, Apple AirPods and Samsung Galaxy Buds, and raise you a wearable wristband as their charger! The sound-channeling ear nuggets have the same desirable features as other wireless...

Take a break from social media and throw some shade your dog's way. Some good shade. Some UPF 50++ ShadyPaws shade. The ShadyPaws Portable Pet Shade combines elements of a folding chair with those of a sun umbrella to...

The BumpShox XXL provides double-wide coverage against the double-wides backing up and parallel parking within within boop-ing distance of your car's front bumper. So too does the license plate frame protect against your...