Most of the words in this "Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads" title are well beyond my areas of expertise. Also, I'll grant that some of you dudes (and ladies) will consider Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads one of the newest things...

Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug...

Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast...

Flat white, flat iron steak, flat earth, flat treadmill. Hooray for flat! And the WalkingPad treadmill's slim design isn't even the coolest thing about it. This piece of home (or office) gym equipment is also foldable...

The Orion Charcoal Cooker isn't just a smoker, steamer, and convection cooker in one it's all three simultaneously. This allows for cooking your favorite meat or fish (or vegetables) to tender, smoke-infused succulence...

Outside of Hollywood CGI, this full-body Hulk suit is the most Incredible one I've seen. I especially like the artistic touch of MCU's biggest bad boy good guy posing on a playground merry-go-round for his photo shoot...

Rogier Martens designed the Wheelbench to make it easier to haul Grandma and Grandpa from the back porch to the dinner table to the car when it's time to go to Bingo...

You may have shot a 70 on the golf course last weekend, but, but my pen is huge! Look at your tiny little pencil d-...oodler next to my big fat co-...lor scribbler...

You know that saying, you can be picky about your nose, but you can't be picky about your oats? No? Well, doesn't matter, because Picky Oats have just made it all payphone obsolete. Picky Oats are to-go packs of of "organic...

They come from the 4EST, but these wood sunglasses have no problem heading to the ocean, lake, or river too. Made from real maple, the wayfarers are lightweight and low-density, so if you drop them in the water, they'll...

The waste! The slime! The bacterial cultivation! And that's just from soap and loofahs, the things that are supposed to keep you clean! SudStud is a new shower scrubber, a soap sleeve and alternative to loofahs, washcloths...

Wow, this War Bowl looks sharp in more ways than one. And the next time you need to stick 'em with the pointy end and Needle is nowhere to be found, a War Bowl to the face seems like it would be a pretty good alternative...

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

The EdgeCross X, a home and portable gym consisting of a handled barbell, balance wheel, and resistance bands, says it can provide a total body workout that will rip you like an Olympic athlete in just 10 minutes per...

College may be about learning knowledge, but it's also about learning to be a pack mule. On any given day you're lugging a backpack brimming with books and tech, hauling boxes in and out of dorms and apartments, or schlepping...

Totally rad, dude, I just found the perfect fanny pack hat to wear to lunch at the Saved By the Max pop-up when I'm in LA next week. Neon pink with blue patterning that falls somewhere between tribal symbols and a Pac-Man...

Coins. What a pain in my ass. Piles of them overflow various dishes and trays around my condo, smirking at me from behind their hugely disproportionate ratio of weight and manageability to value. Even the quarter suck...

If I had to pick, I guess I'd rather someone send me an $85,000 18 karat gold pinata filled with 50 diamonds than a $12 million 140' trimaran power yacht. Easier delivery, less maintenance, no vacation time required for...

Illumination meets circulation to keep you lit and cool at your work station. The Cool Breeze LED Fan Lamp from OttLite is a desktop combo with 3-mode LEDs up top, and a 3-speed bladeless fan in the base...

Red Herring Games takes trendy subscription box services to killer levels with their CosyKiller murder mystery box games. Each murder storyline is designed to take a year to solve, with 12 unique boxes shipped monthly...

The UPP Rolling Basket is a collectors' item. Collectors of golf balls, tennis balls, and PowerBalls. Collectors of apples, cherries, and nuts. Collectors of any rotund object spread far and wide with a diameter of 0...

WT2 Plus Translation Earphones are language translators made for anyone who gets stuck in a perpetual state of confusion and WTF (what the foreign language?!) when trying to communicate while traveling, or when spending...

Ergonomic nightmare of a round mouse included! The iBot G3 is a sweet little desktop toy and tribute to Apple's iMac G3 from Classsicbot, a brand devoted to "classic computer designs and geek culture." It arrives on the...