Leifheit Window Cleaning Vacuum

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The Leifheit Click System Window Vacuum Set is a German-engineered tool to make the already delightful job of cleaning windows even more of a gas. (Seriously though, I was in Montreal last weekend and saw a dude on the...

Super Size Mask

$8.39 Amazon »

Hey dudes, want to look like Martin Short as Jiminy Glick? You'll have to supply your own crispy yellowy-white wig, but a Super Size Mask should take care of the rest for a fraction of the cost, plus a fraction of the...

Cake Samurai Cake Knife

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Stealthy and fast you can cut some cake with the Cake Samurai knife, but can you maintain the cunning when it comes time to slide your XXL piece of Death By Chocolate onto a plate and make off with it before Mama sees...

Bouncie Smart Driving Companion

$89.99 Amazon »

Turn your bouncy babies into Bouncie teenagers with this plug-in driving aid, location tracker, and vehicle diagnostics device. The smart driving companion attaches to your car's OBD port, and then sends your paired device...

GameShell - Open Source Portable Game Console

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It might look familiar but the GameShell is a portable game console with characteristics unlike any other. The open source portable gaming system is a modular console embedded with a GNU/LINUX OS. Programmers can use...

Vintage Wham-O Slip 'N Slide

$20.99 Amazon »

Sli - ip, Slip 'n Slide! Ah, the nostalgia rushes through my blood like the hose water did up my nose as I belly flopped down the plastic lane of a Slip 'n Slide during summer weekends at my grandma's house. To be clear...

BoringPhone

$233 - $334 BoringPhone »

Looking for a minimalist smartphone, kids? In my day we called that a flip phone, but now that the trend is coming back 'round, I guess they needed a new name for it. Alex Davidson calls his take the BoringPhone...

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

$8.47 Amazon »

At 900 times hotter than a jalapeno, and at least that much hotter than Lil's Wayne, Jon, Kim, and Bow Wow, Flamethrower Candy Co. believes its Lil' Nitro is the World's Hottest Gummy Bear. And therefore ripe for a dare-you-to-eat-it...

CINEMOOD Portable Movie Theater

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The CINEMOOD Portable Movie Theater boasts both about the big things it projects outside and the big things it contains inside. The 3" cube serves as an indoor / outdoor projector with a 5-hour battery life, as well as...

Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot

Discontinued

Pocket Shot ups their slingshot game with the Pocket Shot Pro Arrow Pouch. Where the original slingshot reinvented shooting with a stretchy pouch that fires steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, and Airsoft ammo, this...

ARQUUS Scarabee Hybrid Armored 4 x 4

ARQUUS debuted its Scarabee, an armored 4x4 military vehicle built with both traditional and EV technology, at the Summer 2019 Paris Air Show. There attendees got a look at what ARQUUS calls the first ever "natively hybrid"...

June brought with it the longest day of the year and the official launch of summer, so it's no surprise many of Dude's top products for June 2019 pertain to grillin' and chillin'...

Ode to the Tardigrade: The Best Water Bear Merch

A whole curated collection of tardigrade clothing, gear, and random desktop accessories! You're welcome, microbiologists. The tiny water bear seems to be Rrawwrr!-ing onto the pop culture scene too, giving the equally...

Arcade Light Switch Plate Cover

$12.99 Amazon »

If you're used to showing off your fast fingers at the arcade...get ready for a flashing light show. This Arcade Light Switch Plate fits over any rocker-style light switch in the house - or perhaps all the rocker-style...

NamaMat Anti-Fatigue Rug

$69 - $99 NamaMat »

Alright, NamaMat, you had me at a zillion gummy bears. According to this spiffed-up anti-fatigue mat's creators, the NamaMat "looks like an heirloom rug, wipes clean, and feels like you're standing on a zillion gummy...

ICK Mug

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Just in time for wedding season, an ICK Mug to pair with the UNT Mug. Who still needs a cake topper?...

Deepspot - World's Deepest Swimming Pool

"Dude, do you go, like, deep?" "Yeah, dude, I just went SCUBA diving in Belize's Great Blue Hole, I think we dropped to over 400 feet -" "No dude, I mean do you go swimming pool deep? Deepspot deep?" "Uhhhh..."...

Icosahedral Projection Earth Puzzle

Made based on the icosahedral projection method, this Earth Puzzle is going to be a doozie for even the most adept puzzle masters and possessors of spatial intelligence. Another name for its type of loosey-goosey configuration...

Edible Glitter

$9.99 Amazon »

Edible glitter. Or, in slang terms, edible herpes of the craft world. Uh...better stick with its official title here...

Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

Discontinued

Hmmm. Not sure if a Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist clears the meter o' political correctness these days, especially since it's presented as a notepad that would sit perfectly on one's desk at the office. The requests...

Chicago Brick Oven Mobile Outdoor Pizza Oven

Discontinued

I'm not sure if Chicago Brick Oven's wood-burning mobile outdoor pizza oven is a piece of essential tailgating gear as advertised, but if you're thinking of a career change - say, from mind-numbing 9 to 5 office worker...

Chicken Harness

$15.99 Amazon »

Excellent. This puts an end to the age-old question, Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Because its responsible owner harnessed that little clucker up to keep it in check...

Flowcharts to Help Answer Life's Bigger Questions

$25.06 Amazon »

If you've already used Knock Knock's flowcharts to answer life's Inconsequential Dilemmas, perhaps it's time to move on to Consequential Dilemmas: 45 Flowcharts for Life's Bigger Questions. Think less "Should I eat food...

Xeric Cypher Automatic Tritium Watch

$500 Xeric »

The Cypher Automatic wristwatch, according to maker Xeric, "plays with the positive and negative nature of time" with a design of die-cut hours and laser-cut minutes overlaying the watch's black hour and colored minute...