Kentucky Double Cigar Ashtray & Coaster

$159.99 Amazon »

This Kentucky Double doesn't go in your glass, it goes under it. The cigar ashtray and coaster combo is a patented design handmade in the US out of 6061 aircraft grade aluminum, FAS grade hardwood, full-grain leather...

Prank Toilet Goblin

Sold Out Amazon »

I know the toilet goblin prank isn't a new one, but I just saw Aubrey Plaza on Hot Ones, and when Sean Evans asked her what the best prank she ever pulled on Parks & Rec was, she said she put one of these goblins in the...

Per my wife. Mostly. Though I admit, some of the best gifts I've ever given my wife have brought me some pleasure too. One or two could even be considered a little self-serving. And, fine, at least one gift I know She-Ra: Princess of Power hates, but I frikkin' love it, and use it all the time. One...

Dainese D-Air Airbag Smart Motorcycle Jacket

$699.95 Dainese »

The nicest thing is to ride a motorcycle you never crash. The second nicest thing is to wear a motorcycle jacket and helmet that protect you if you do. The Dainese Smart Jacket is a forthcoming reinvention of the recreational...

Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

I gotta give Segway and their Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit some credit. Not only does this company persist in releasing new products despite being the butt of so many jokes - from Segway tours to mall cops to George W...

Fish-D-Funk Fish Odor Removal Wipes

$13.99 Amazon »

So, uh, Fish-D-Funk, are we talking about the odor removal of fish fish, or just anything I may have had my hands on that smells fishy here? Because my wife is always asking me to dig my fingers around...the garbage disposal...

Star Wars Bocce Ball Set

Discontinued

A Star Wars Bocce Ball Set is cool and all, but doesn't a Spaceballs Bocce Ball Set seem a little more apropos?...

Floating Crocodile Pool & Pond Decoy

$80.64 Amazon »

I still can't tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. With all the fake news and misinformation floating around the web, I also can't say for sure whether this listing for a floating crocodile pool and...

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People

$11.95 Amazon »

The Big Activity Book for Anxious People is a combination of the self-help and adult coloring book genres. (No, I can't believe I just called adult coloring books a genre either.) Jordan Reid and Erin Williams fill their...

What to bring on a cruise that you haven't already thought of? No, not vacation porn...

Kradl Manual Bike Lift & Storage System

$159 Amazon »

At first glance, Kradl seems to be regressing. A manual bike lift? A storage system requiring you to hoist your bicycle up to the ceiling of your garage without the assistance of electricity or ropes and pulleys? What...

AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet

Who'd The Andy $hop pick for X? This rock & roll-themed ABC book, AB/CD: The Rock Alphabet turns over the teaching of its 26 letters to rock legends, so there's a little something for Mom and Dad tucked into the tedious...

Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer - Wearable Alarm Clock

$129.99 Amazon »

And you thought getting up in the morning could get any worse. The Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer is a wearable alarm clock that buzzes in a slightly different way to cajole you out of bed. Think less Bzzz, bzzz! followed...

Acteon Antibacterial Microfiber Beach Towels

$19.99 Amazon »

Acteon Beach Towels are snazzy microfiber issues that absorb 3 times their weight in wet swimmers, splashers, and summer pool float overboarders. And if you happen to pick up some sea scum or pool funk on your way out...

Manly Bands Nylon & Carbon Monomer Wedding Bands

The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...

The Whizzinator Touch - Synthetic Urine Kit (NSFW)

Golden shower or passing a drug test, what's your Whizzinator pleasure? I first learned of this bizarre and fantastic strap-on penis and synthetic urine kit from attorney L. Scott Briscoe. Via his Facebook page, Briscoe...

TechDen Screen Time Manager & Charger

Sold Out Amazon »

TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...

ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray

Sold Out Amazon »

Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...

Excellerations Foam Floor Blocks & Planks

$281.99 Amazon »

Excellerations Foam Floor Blocks & Planks give little builders a chance to test out their construction skills, and big builders a chance to dink around when they need a break from watching TV and playing video games...

Custom Wood Ping Pong Table

$10k Etsy »

I wonder how Forrest Gump would fare with this live edge wood ping pong table from Kirkpatrick Designs. ... And if you don't get that reference, get off this site! You're too young for some of its content!...

Gold Bar Noteblock

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter

It's probably too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for Dad for Father's Day. But it's not too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for you for You Day!...

Human Face Dog Masks

Sold Out Amazon »

Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...

Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats

Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...