Global X Vehicles

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Straight outta Springfield, MO, Global X Vehicles are next-level RVs designed to take you on a self-contained, self-reliant trip straight outta the Midwest, and into the most remote parts of the world...

Wooden Rocket Night Light

$84 Etsy »

Either Sara Collet Watson's Wooden Rocket Night Lights are some real night stand dazzlers, or Sara Collet Watson has a real good photographer to make them look that way. Turned on even in an already well-lit room the...

The Car Pool - Water Bottle Portable Toilet Hose

$16.99 The Car Pool »

Calling The Car Pool the World's Most Portable Toilet for Men doesn't really give you the full picture of this ultra low-tech device. You need, well, a picture to capture the other 994 words The Car Pool is worth. I'm...

EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler

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The EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler is the type of handy kitchen gadget I would actually consider handy, if it weren't so unlikely to actually work. Removing the shells from hard boiled eggs is the worst, unless you get the...

Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers

$392.68 - $589.02 Etsy »

Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...

Functional Mini Arcade Business Card Holder

Love Hulten doesn't have too much to say about his functional mini arcade business card holder, but in this case, check out the video - I think joystick and button actions speak louder than words...

Even Superheroes Practice Good Hygiene Wall Art

$14.99 Amazon »

Even Hulk Brushes His Teeth?! Even Captain America Washes His Hands?! Even Iron Man Flushes the Toilet?! Even Spiderman Takes A Bath?! OK then, Mama, if superheroes practice good hygiene, then I will too!...

Handmade Walnut Cigar Ashtrays

$74 - $175 Etsy »

Corkcicle has taken care of the snazziest way to hold your cigar while smoking it, and Uneake the most elegant and masculine place to tap your cigar while ashing it. Their cigar ashtrays are all made in Texas, hand-carved...

Flip'em the Bird Gloves

Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...

Despite my abhorrence of Valentine's Day, two of Dude's top products of February 2019 are all about love. But in this case, it's the love of yourself. Or, better put, the pleasure of yourself...

M-16 Belt Pack Personal Floatation Device

$49.95 - $59.95 Amazon »

Onyx's M-16 Belt Pack is a manual inflatable personal floatation device (PFD). It inflates via a tab marked "Jerk To Inflate." Ahhh, an instruction all of us, dudes and ladies alike, can understand and execute easily...

Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch

Discontinued

Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...

Life-Size Inflatable Elephant

Discontinued

No, it's not a life-size African bush elephant, but at 10' long and 7' tall, calling this inflatable replica of nature's most majestic beast "life-size" isn't an exaggeration...

Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce

$15.36 Amazon »

While I do think squirrels can be a huge P in the A, I mostly like Cole's Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce for its exceptional label artwork. Actually, having recently participated in my own DIY hot sauce challenge, I can...

Thor's Hammer Toilet Paper Holder

$37.95 Amazon »

Thor's hammer has done a lot of dirty work in its day, but living in your bathroom as a toilet paper holder might be Mjolnir's dirtiest yet. The Marvel-themed stand can sit on the back of your toiling storing extra rolls...

Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands

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Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker

As a veritable fromagivore, I'd welcome a Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker into my home with mouth wide open. The Fromaggio isn't some piddly DIY mozzarella kit - though you can use it to make mozza - it's a highly skilled...

Rapid Mac Cooker

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The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...

RiserArt Adhesive Stairway Decor

$82 - $109 Amazon »

"At last," RiserArt says, "a way to make your stairway beautiful!" And, I'd add, a way to make sure me and my inferior depth perception trip up the steps at least 3 times as often...

Lucky Charms Beer

If it wasn't already enough that you can eat an 8-pound bag of cereal marshmallows, now thanks to Smartmouth Brewing's Saturday Morning beer, a Lucky Charms-inspired IPA, you can drink 8 pints of them too...

MOGICS Bagel - Universal Travel Power Strip

$49 Amazon »

Zero carbs in this bagel. But the MOGICS Power Bagel isn't for giving you energy on the inside - keep the cream cream cheese and lox away from it, please - it's for funneling the energy out. The universal travel power...

PocketBands - Key Pocket Runner's Wristband

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Pocketbands come in handy - or rather, wristy - for runners, hikers, and others on the move who want to travel light and leave their world behind, but also need to travel with they keys and means to get back into that...

PYYROS Survival Flashlight & Multi-Tool

$37 - $441 Stratos Aerospace Lab »

I don't know why Stratos Aerospace Lab picked PYYROS as the name for their modular survival flashlight and multi-tool, and that's too many Ys in a row for me to take a guess at a clever acronym, so let's just assume it's...

Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread

$199.95 - $698.95 Amazon »

Don't worry, it's not Ghost dyed brown. This wolf fur bedspread is 100% faux. And anyway, it's been announced that Jon Snow's direwolf, who vanished like his name during Game of Thrones Season 7, is set to return for...