Black Cotton Swabs

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What's the syllable count for a haiku again? Because I think that's what Daiso Japan was going for in their Black Cotton Swab description:...

Revolution Focus Standing Desk Balance Board

$149.95 - $179.95 Amazon »

Is the standing desk fad still standing strong? If not, the Revolution Focus standing desk balance board is sure doing a stand-up job of making it interesting to me again. Not only does the possibility of falling on my...

Catalyst Waterproof AirPod Case Cover

$34 Amazon »

Not really sure what Catalyst's waterproof AirPod case covers can do for your AirPods out of their case, and in your ears, but the IP67 skins will protect the case itself, and the earbuds when they're inside, in deluges...

Hestra Men's Winter Leather Gloves

$120 - $150 Amazon »

Warm gloves are a handy accessory to have during winter, and particularly during a polar vortex...what? I'm not...pssshhh, whatever dude. I am so the first person ever to capitalize on the punny charm of calling gloves...

Color Wheel Watch

Discontinued

Red and yellow make...10 a.m.! Screwdriver, anyone? And red and blue make...5 o'clock. Who wants a happy hour Purple Hooter? Yellow and blue? It's midnight! Bring on the absinthe. The Color Wheel Watch mixes things up...

Atwood Rope MFG Micro Cord Dispenser

$12.27 Amazon »

Atwood Rope MFG's Micro Cord Dispenser doesn't contain the kind of rope that's going to help you scale walls and rappel down buildings - its tensile strength is only around 100 pounds - but if you're wonder what the truck...

250 Best Meals in a Mug

$16.70 Amazon »

I guess if I had to cook myself a meal, and I ran out of frozen meals, and Ramen meals, and cereal meals, I'd be interested in knowing how to make a meal in a mug. Bonus points to this cookbook for incorporating a microwave...

iKeyp WiFi-Enabled Personal Safe

$64.99 Amazon »

iKeyp you safe, yes? Well, not you, per se, but iKeyp can keep some of your valuables and important stuff out of sight and out of reach to anyone who might want to pilfer your pills, purloin your passport, or take off...

Neuhaus Belgian Chocolates

$8.75 - $224 Neuhaus Chocolate »

Having been the joint giver / recipient of Neuhaus Chocolates' Winter Wonderland pop-up advent calendar this past holiday season, I can say with certainty (and praline and ganache all over my face) the Belgian chocolate...

Fur-Zoff - World's Ugliest Pet Fur Remover

$13.99 Amazon »

The Fur-Zoff pet fur remover reminds me of a line from the song "If You Wanna Be Happy." You know, the one about how if you marry a pretty woman she'll break your heart, but an ugly one will stay with you forever. Anyway...

Tassen Moody Cereal & Ice Cream Bowls

$21.99 - $33.68 Amazon »

Emoji-bowls might be the best way to describe Tassen's expressive line of cereal and ice cream bowls. The dishes, sold separately here, come in a few different sizes and several emotive characters sure to make you smile...

Zero Tolerance 0022 Pocket Knife

In designing the 0022 flipper knife Tim Galyean gave Zero Tolerance a tiny task: build the smallest ZT the blade brand has ever made...

Willie's Remedy - CBD-Infused Coffee from Willie Nelson

I guess Willie Nelson technically began sharing his remedies with us when he launched his Willie's Reserve cannabis a few years ago. But only now, with his Willie's Remedy CBD coffee, and the reveal of a whole line of...

Levia Levitating Marble Lamp

$113 - $153 idea3Di »

How many magnets does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. In the Levia levitating lamp, the magnets form a magnetic field strong enough to counter gravity, allowing the Levia light bulb to levitate an inch or so from...

Quantum Sharpie & Playing Card Magic Trick

$49.95 Theory11 »

Illusion and trickery never get old. Even for those not involved in politics. Calen Morelli developed the Quantum magic trick for budding magicians, lifes of the party, and Instagram attention-seekers to use in dazzling...

Gleener Fabric Shaver & Lint Remover

$19.99 Amazon »

While I'm usually not opposed to pills, the Gleener Ultimate Fuzz Remover, a fabric shaver and lint remover, gets rid of one kind of pill I can't stand: the balled-up fat ones that form all over my sweaters and blankets...

The Shark Emojibator

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Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...

Dadi Kit - Mail-In Fertility Test & Sperm Storage

$99 Dadi »

Who's your daddy? Not quite ready for a kid to point at you when someone asks that question...but still want to make sure all the swimmers are in peak form, trained and ready to take the starting blocks if you need some...

From the Frozen Pants Challenge to catching up on some quality Netflix & Chill time, this guide to good times in the polar vortex is a (possibly feeble) attempt to make those of us suffering through it look at the bright side of sub-freezing temperatures, piles of snow, and walls of ice rising from...

BISON GEARS Kiridashi Pocket Knife

Inspired by the Japanese Kiridashi knife, BISON GEARS' Kiridashi Pocket Knife shortens and fattens the classic blade to perfect finger nugget size...

Beau Brummell Men's Face Moisturizer

Snow storm or oil slick? Beau Brummell's men's face moisturizer is formulated so you won't have to weather either on your skin. The non-oily and non-greasy Beau Brummell formula penetrates fast and leaves behind a smooth...

Rock Yur Wall LED Art

$50 - $250 Etsy »

Dave Hammett goes way beyond the Bat-Signal with his Rock Yur Wall LED wall and desktop art. The illuminated pieces are handmade from reclaimed wood. Hammett custom builds them to order, adding LED accent lighting he...

Assault Fitness AirRunner

$5,999.99 Amazon »

Go from 11MPH to 0MPH to the couch in 2 seconds flat with the AirRunner treadmill trainer. From Assault Fitness, who also make the CrossFit-loved AirBike, the AirRunner runs on human power. Your movement gets the belt...

Torch 2.0 Coat Heater

$82.18 - $109 Amazon »

The Torch 2.0 is an upgraded version of the original Torch universal, wearable coat heater. The wraparound warmer fits into whatever puffy coat, wool jacket, or leather bomber you already own, and swaps between them...