Hairkules - Winter Hat That Protects Your Hairstyle

$55 - $63 Kickstarter »

Preserve your Morninghead with a Harikules hat! The winter beanie has a rigid mesh insert that looks like a geodesic dome climber from the schoolyard, but acts like a Captain America shield against headwear fibers that...

KARECEL Hand Warmers

$23.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

KARECEL Hand Warmers might not be able to keep the polar vortex out of your whole body, but they can kick off a cascade of heat in your fingers that moves up your arms and across your chest and back, maybe with the help...

AAXA S1 - 120" Mini Projector for Nintendo Switch

Discontinued

It's not likely you'll find yourself screen-less with a Nintendo Switch in hand no matter where you travel. And I'm not just talking about the 6" single-player screen built into the console itself. TVs and monitors are...

Hickory Stick Tire Whacker

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Hickory Stick tire whacker: gift for the garage...or gift for Valentine's Day?...

Dude's top products of January 2019 recap the bright spots of a dark month. This mini-escape from winter is communicated in pictures, in words, and in links to buy more crap, or learn more about crap you can't afford to buy. Enjoy!...

GLOW Full-Surface LED Sneakers

$98 - $140 Yes We Glow »

If Nike's making sneakers covered in grass, why shouldn't Yes We Glow make sneakers covered in LED lights? GLOW sneaks take flashy shoes to the next level with a grid of LEDs covering the full surface of their uppers...

Game Boy Luggage Cover

$24.99 Amazon »

On the surface, putting a diaper on your luggage doesn't sound that 90s retro badass, but when the diaper looks like a Nintendo Game Boy? That's a luggage diaper - OK, luggage cover - I can see sort of see sliding over...

SpongeBob SquarePants Earbuds

Discontinued

Here are some SpongeBob earbuds for Stephen Hillenburg fans to use in listening to smash SquarePants hits - such as studio releases SpongeBob SquarePants: Original Theme Highlights and The Yellow Album - wherever they...

Star Wars: Women of the Galaxy

$19.69 Amazon »

Add Star Wars: Women of the Galaxy to my list of Valentine's Day gifts for her. Author Amy Ratcliffe explores sides Dark and Light, and all the female-driven galactic stories, in between in this collection of insights...

Helinox Savanna High-Back Collapsible Camp Chair

$219.95 Amazon »

Helinox gives a nod to the big boys and the tall boys, plus a nod to those who like to nod off in their camp chairs, with their new Savanna Chair. A high back and wide profile accommodate campfire gatherers weighing...

SUPERRIDE Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

Discontinued

Polar vortex got your car buried under 10 feet of snow? Grab your SUPERRIDE S1000 and go all self-balancing electric unicycle on Mother Nature. No winter storm stands between you and your access to The Tamale Spaceship...

Who's your "her" this Valentine's Day gift-giving season? In compiling this list of Valentine's Day gifts for her, I kept in mind that it might be your mama*. It might be a girl you haven't been dating long enough to go full-on hearts and jewelry with. Or long enough to even really call your girlfriend...

Zenbivy Bed - Freestyle Sleeping Bag

$269 Zenbivy »

The Zenbivy Bed helps campers get the quality zzzzs they need with a Zenbevy of sleeping position and location options. A freestyle, 2-piece sleeping bag, the Zenbivy Bed secures your favorite Therm-A-Rest or other camping...

Terrarium Display End Table

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Show off your succulent and cactus collection right alongside your collection of remote controls with this terrarium display end table. It's a simple piece of furniture you can keep minimalist in style with the addition...

Lignum Skid Wood Chef's Knives

$466 - $1,830 Amazon »

Why drop $500 to $1,000 on V-day dinner when you can drop it on a Lignum Skid wood chef's knife and cook the meal yourself? Again and again, every night, for eternity. Because if you're like me, you're about as likely...

Segway Roller Skates

$219.99 Amazon »

I'll bet before you saw Segway's Drift W1 eRoller Skates you thought riding a Segway couldn't get any more fun. And that the likelihood of sustaining an injury while doing it any higher. That's what I thought too, but...

Logosol Smart Splitter for Logs & Kindling

$153.80 Amazon »

Logosol's Smart Splitter shares the same log- and kindling-splitting goals of the Kindling Cracker and Vipukirves Leveraxe: speed and safety. But from a design and usage standpoint, it's different than both...

Hyper Pet Lickimat - Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$5.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Aw, poor dogs and cats. Getting Labeled Hyper Pets by the Lickimat slow feeder just because they're partial to a scarfing pace when it comes to eating their scrumptious kibble and tuna fish. I'd never force my cat Zanzibar...

Linen Art Rocking Monsters

Discontinued

Before we get too far into talking about these wicked kids' Rocking Monsters, maker Linen Art would like to make one thing clear: Rocking Monsters are safe! Neither Shark, nor Octopus, nor Ghost is going to eat or otherwise...

Multi-Use Silicone Pyramid Baking Mat

Discontinued

TIL a silicone baking mat covered in more pyramids than Egypt means crispier bacon for me, healthier cooking for my wife, and homemade dog treats for our neighbors' new Mini Sheepadoodle*. With a side of aerated drying...

Medieval Cheese Board

$44.50 Amazon »

Like I need any more reasons to go medieval on a fat plate of tasty cheese. But OK, Medieval Cheese Board, I'll up my slicing and spreading game with your battle axe for the triple creme Brie, double headed axe for my...

Remedy Antifungal Soap

$14.99 Amazon »

Struggling to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift that works for both him and her? I think I've got the Remedy (Soap) for your problem...

OCti-C Cannon Pen

$50 - $65 Kickstarter »

The OCti-C Cannon Pen won't be the projectile launcher that helps you declare desktop warfare, but it will sit poised and at the ready on your office or home desktop, just waiting for someone to ask what you want from...

Dick Match Party Game

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By party game, Dick Match must mean bachelorette party game. Because the last thing I want to see when I walk into a Saturday night dinner party at my wife's co-worker's house that I only agreed to go to because she said...