Balega Blister Resist Socks
Balega socks probably know avid runners and athletes don't let blisters, or the potential for rubbing one into existence, dissuade them from lacing up and taking off. But getting blisters is a pain. A persistent, burning pain that no amount of Neosporin or second skin bandages can get rid of, especially when you get one on mile 7, it pops on mile 11, and you still have...however many miles after that are left in your marathon or 50K or the other insane distance you're running to go.
Balega Blister Resist socks come in unisex no-show, quarter, and full crew styles designed specifically to address the blistering nature of our feet inside socks inside shoes on the move. The socks are made with mohair (fancy natural wool) and Drynamix (fancy lab-grown fabric) to keep feet warm in the cold, cool in the hot, and dry and blister-less all the time. Balega says it works because the Drynamix is good at wicking moisture into the mohair, and the mohair is good at retaining it to heat or cool your feet as needed.
Blister Resist socks also feature a seamless toe to eliminate abrasion across the tops of your feet, plus an extra deep heel pocket for a fit that prevents the socks from slinking down as soon as you start moving.
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