Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases
- Metal Rose Cutout Lighter Case Cover - $6.99
- Kawaii Anime Lighter - $21.99
- Clear Pink Glitter Cigarette Case - $7.62
- Rhinestone Electric Lighter - $15.99
- Reaper Death Metal Lighter Case - $13.98
Ladies with large purses, Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are calling to you. They're saying, Hey! Don't you need something superfluous and extra bulky to help fill that thing up? Not only can we double...triple...quadruple! the size of a standard BIC Lighter, but we can also make it exponentially harder to light!
OK, I don't know for sure about that last part, but it sure looks like it would be harder to light your BIC inside a Make Me Pretty Lighter Case. Or maybe you're not even supposed to. Maybe you have to remove it every time you want to use it, in which case...equally undesirable. Not a very helpful product overall, but I guess, true to their name, the cases will make your lighters pretty.
Portability, efficiency, and functionality - the cost of beauty, indeed.
No, I get it. Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are probably meant for decorative display at home, not for housing lighters you'll carry in a bag or pocket. The PLA designs, all created and crafted in Los Angeles, also have medium-trippy aesthetics, so surely Make Me Pretty envisions you using them to light bongs, pipes, and incense burners in the living room, not so much cigs outside the club.
Above are the Saturn and Venus Lighter Cases, part of Make Me Pretty's planet line, which also includes Jupiter, Neptune, Mars, and Mercury. Ah, Pluto, poor bastard. Can't even catch a break when it comes to obscure accessories for your BIC.
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Toker Poker Glow-in-the-Dark Smoker's Tool
Ergonomics aren't just for desk chairs and keyboards anymore. Stoners need their specialized tools to feel comfortable during repetitive and long term use too. 'Cause what good is smoking a bowl to alleviate the pain...
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BIC Lighter Rug
I was going to be kind and call this BIC Lighter Rug "quirky" and "niche," but it's made by an Etsy shop named Ugly Rugs, so I guess I can just be straight and call a spade a spade. So...Dudes, look at this ugly-ass BIC...
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BIC Special Edition Lighters
BIC Special Edition Lighters are like the frosted Lucky Charms of smoking paraphernalia. Neon green pickles! Scooter-riding T-Rexes! Nebula-drifting tacos! Angelic grinning beavers! They're magically auspicious!...
PyroVault Lighter Armor
PyroVault indeeds sound like a place to lock up your fire. Or, in this case, your fire-flicking lighter. But it also sounds like a place to lock up the fire-flicking light-flicking punk who lit my mama's front yard on...
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Retro Gameboy Lighter
Reignite your flame for retro with the Retro Gameboy Lighter, a nostalgic nod to the handheld console that defined a generation. This isn't just any lighter; it's a tribute to the days of pixelated adventures, now repurposed...
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Tesla Coil Lighter
Tesla Coil Lighters are just one of your options if you're looking for a flameless, wind-proof lighter, but I think they're the cleverest looking. Simple, industrial exteriors with flip-tops that expose nifty arced coils...
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Screwpop Hit Kit
They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sounds like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets...corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...
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The Best Cigar Gifts for the Serious Cigar Smoker
A fine Cuban is now a legal cigar gift - and probably the best cigar gift - for your favorite cigar aficionado, but only if you or someone you know bring it back to the US yourself. Reselling Cuban cigars is still verboten...
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Branding Iron For BIC Lighter
Hey moms! Check it out... No more searching for that perfect stocking-stuffer for your teenage son. Customize these to say whatever it is you'd like... that's 5 characters or less. This is actually a pretty creative idea...
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Hacksmith Mini-Saber
I'm pretty sure "Mini-Saber" is just a fancy way of saying "torch lighter," but hey. Whether it's lifehacks, gearhacks, or wordhacks, they don't call themselves "Hacksmith" for nothing...
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Bison Airlighter
The Bison Airlighter ejects a 4" flame to ignite charcoal and wood, and then blows a shot of air into its ear to spread the fire and get it really hot. As an air-driven lighter it claims to be faster, cleaner, and safer...
Batman Branding Iron
The Batman branding iron "is not a toy! You can do some serious damage to people and property with this hot item if you aren't careful! By purchasing this item you are agreeing to not hold us accountable for anything...