NO Sunglasses
- Raining Cloud Sunglasses - $11.99
- Mushroom Shaped Sunglasses - $12.88
- Strawberry Sunglasses - $13.88
- Letter NO Irregular Rimless Sunglasses - $12.99
I don't got NO Sunglasses, and I don't want NO Sunglasses. What am I, a contrarian? ... Nevermind, don't answer that.
Dudes and ladies who like to communicate in the negative, without opening their mouths, and while making an interesting fashion statement with their shades, check out these NO Sunglasses, available in a handful of shiny color gradients. They are probably the strangest piece of eyewear I've seen since the half-frame rhinestone glasses. I'd say they leave me speechless, but obviously at least one word comes to mind every time I look at them.
Know what else comes to mind?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! ... Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
My name is...no! My sign is...No! my number is...no!
No sugar tonight in my coffee / No sugar tonight in my tea / No sugar to stand beside me / No sugar to run with me.
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