R2D2 Apron
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What woman wouldn't want a gift that reminds her both of her domestic duties and the George Lucas empire you eat, breathe, and talk about nonstop? R2D2 apron = Valentine's Day, solved. The newest addition to the Haute Mess Threads Geek Chic Line is 100% cotton, with adjustable halter straps, and a tie waist. Made to order, and processing takes about 2 weeks, so plan your Star Wars marathon/night of naked baking combo accordingly. One size fits most, though if your lady is actually shaped like R2D2, an XL version is available for an additional $5.
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