Screwpop Chapstick Holder Keychain
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I heard there are people with chapstick OCD. They apply it obsessively and own dozens of tubes and tubs of their favorite lip balms. I wonder if some of those people work at Screwpop Tool, and are the compulsive lip slatherers behind this Chapstick Holder Keychain.
Made of sturdy stainless steel with a yellow brass eyelet, the Chapstick Holder is designed to secure a single tube of your preferred brand of waxy shield. That way, when chapped lips from cold, dry winter temps and winds segue right into chapped lips from a hot, dry summer sun, you'll always be prepared to soften and plump them right up. No more cracks and blood spots. No more girls making you smear on some of their extra shiny, pink-tinted, glitter-laced lip balm before they agree to kiss your crusty old mug.
The Chapstick Holder will take up an extra 13/16" x 13/16" x 2" in your pocket, and weighs 0.7oz. It also comes with a fold-out bottle opener.
Muchas danke to Brett F. for the Dude Product Tip.
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