Sunstache
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If your audition for the Clever Devil Brigade is coming up, but you don't have the cash to tattoo a mustache on your index finger, an $8 solution is here!
While the product name sounds like the result of poorly applied SPF, it is actually a pair of cataract glasses with a plastic hunk of faux facial hair dangling from the frames. Available in three 'stache styles: Rollie Fingers; Fu Manchu; and "spy". Note to spies: Urban Outfitters has just blown your cover. Bummer. May we recommend one of these as your new preferred follicular growth pattern?
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Testicuzzi - Jacuzzi for the Nuts
Sadly - or maybe thankfully? - there are no photos of the Testicuzzi in action. At least not any this jacuzzi for the nuts' makers have published publicly. But one look at the empty hot tub - its contoured rim, its dual...
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Frame AI Glasses
Introducing Frame by Brilliant Labs: not just a pair of glasses but your next-gen sidekick cloaked in eyewear form. With its sleek design available in Smokey Black, Cool Gray, and H20, Frame isn't just about making a...
GlassUp - Smartphone HUD Eyeglasses
GlassUp. They're a pair of HUD smartphone-linked glasses that flash texts, emails, news updates, directions, any messages for which you would normally look down and consult a screen, right onto the glass in front of your...
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Tooletries Beard Scrubber
New year, new beard? Or maybe, new year, old beard you've promised your wife you'll put some effort into cleaning up? (Because she's tired of you "walking around looking like Bluto from Popeye after he's eaten a dozen...
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The Beard Bro Beard-Shaping Tool
Men, are you tired of spending precious minutes in the morning grooming and edging your perfect specimen of manliness (well, the one on your face anyway) only to end up looking like your 6-year-old shaved you after you...
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Minimis Glass Smart HUD Sunglasses
Minimis says when Minimis says to ditch your phone, they mean it. And they're not even trying to be your down-with-technology-self-care, disconnect-for-mental-health woo-woo guru about it. They just made the Minimus Glass...
The World Upside Down Goggles
The trickery of prisms strikes again! Here two hunks of Dove plexiglass fit over a pair of glasses' eyepieces to invert all images the wearer sees. Reversing Goggles make for interesting school science experiments, as...
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Polarized XXL Sunglasses for People with Big Heads
Got a fat head on the wrong end? Faded Days isn't the only brand that makes polarized XXL sunglasses for people with big heads, but they do seem particularly committed to the process. First they ran a wide-head-sunglasses...
VibeRider Motorcycle Seat Vibrator
The hair, clothing, and number of pixels in VibeRider's videos suggest this vibrating motorcycle seat insert has been around since 1992, but I only just heard of it, thanks to Mike K.'s Dude Product Tip. It's too bad...
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Volkswagen Bus Cooler
While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...
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IRL Ad Blocker Glasses
They live. IRL Glasses are real-life sunglasses that block ads - that block all screen visuals - in real time. No joke, they're real news created to black out fake news. And screens blasting aggressive backlit pushes...
Halloween Contact Lenses
Minions will cower and tremble in fear when they meet the all-powerful GnarledJaggedPlaqueLaden Teeth Eyes! Hey, I get the appeal of colored and themed contact lenses, particularly for Halloween, cosplay, and other costumed...