Colita De Rana Bug-Repellent Aloe
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If you have a sunburn so bad it hurts to blink, that sucks. If you have a sunburn so bad it hurts to blink, and then you get bitten up by mosquitos such that even though several areas of your body are at Level 8 pain you have this overwhelming urge to claw at them with your fingernails, that means you've done something or someone very wrong and karma is biting you in the epidermis.
Colita De Rana can't do much about karma, which will just find another way to beat you down, but its all-natural, alcohol-free aloe vera gel can ease the pain and skin dehydration that follow a sunburn. The blue version of Colita De Rana's after-sun salve can also keep the mosquitos from tag-teaming the assault with its addition of bug-repellent eucalyptus.
The name "Colita De Rana" refers to a 500-year-old Latin American legend wherein natives of Ecuador showed the Spanish how a rainforest frog's secretions could be used to soothe aches and pains. Now, the polite translation of "colita de rana" is "tail of the frog", but obviously frogs do not have tails. So. I think you can see where I'm going. But I'm doing it only so that I can assure you there are no actual rainforest frog "secretions" in this Colita De Rana aloe vera gel. They are similar only in name and in healing properties.
The green Colita De Rana aloe also contains vitamins A, D, and E. Ingredients: Aloe Barbadensis Leaf, Purified Water, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Sodium Hydroxymethylglycinate, Sorbitol, Fragrance, Cholecalciferol, Retinyl Palmitate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Blue 1, Yellow 5.
Blue Colita De Rana adds Eucalyptus Globulus leaf oil to the above to serve as a natural bug repellent.
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