Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream
- Lume Solid Deodorant Stick - $17.49
- Lume Deodorant Wipes - $17.49
- Deodorant Body Spray by Bravo Sierra - $8.47
- Pretty Frank Natural Deodorant Stick - $14.99
- Salt & Stone Eucalyptus Cedarwood Deodorant - $20.00
At first glance, Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream doesn't seem like the best gift for the holidays. Even for a white elephant party, since it's a serious product with a serious label that claims to do serious work on b.o. wafting out from everywhere from armpits to crotchal regions.
But. Have you considered your pubescent cousin Ricky, who is also a complete jackhole? Your smelly coworker you drew for Secret Santa this year? Your annoyingly prim & proper mother-in-law, who would never look a gift horse in the mouth, but would spend the next 3 months telling all her friends about the baffling, and likely re-gifted, deodorant cream her daughter's husband gave her for Christmas. Your - tee-hee-hee - ex-girlfriend Karen, who will receive her Lume gift anonymously, and then, if all goes to plan, develop a complex about her body odor.
In other words, Lume Whole Body Deodorant Cream is the perfect backhanded gift, or subversive gift for people you don't like much!
The squeeze tubes of anti-smell cream are sold in a handful of scents in addition to the unscented variety you see above. They are hypoallergenic, and free of aluminum and baking soda, with a promise to fight odor anywhere your body emits it for up to 72 hours.
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