Menaji CAMO Concealer for Men
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- Menaji CAMO Concealer - $29.00
- The Men Pen Concealer Stick - $17.95
- They Hate Pimples Zit Camouflage for Guys - $17.95
- Menaji Hi-Def Anti-Shine Powder - $38.00
- Menaji Power Hydrator Aftershave - $34.00
Dudes, Menaji's CAMO Concealer for men will cover zits, dark under-eye circles, razor bumps, scars, and age spots to make you look like a pretty pony. With a side of fragrance-free so you won't smell like a pretty pony who's been nosing through his girlfriend's makeup drawer.
CAMO Concealer comes in 6 skin tone colors to match a full spectrum of male complexions, and stores in a lip balm-sized stick applicator in case you want to take it with you for post-makeout or post-nervous sweat touchups.
Menaji male-centric beauty and grooming products are hypoallergenic and vitamin-infused. The CAMO Concealer also has SPF 8 protection, but I'm pretty sure 8 is next to nothing these days, so you might want to throw some real sunscreen on before it so all those red, blue, and brown spots you're trying to CAMO conceal don't get darker.
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