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The Original Pussycat Patch Crotch Wigs (NSFW)

Posted: June 03, 2018
The Original Pussycat Patch Crotch Wigs (NSFW)
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Did you know crotch wigs have an official name besides "crotch wigs?" According to crotch wig maker The Original Pussycat Patch, they're called "merkins." Merkins! It sounds like a new breed of little creatures created for Disney's next Pixar movie. I guess here though, rather than looking like personified cars or emotions, or a family of superheroes, the characters would look like a tribe of animated...bushes?

Bushes made of real human hair, if they want to be true to The Original Pussycat Patch's ethos.

I shouldn't be surprised that kitty carpets exist - I've already seen Betty Beauty Dye and Pinky Queen Nipple Lightener. But I guess I just wonder what kind of market there is for "the most realistic hair piece for your private area," one that's made "using the best quality human hair for texture and colors that are as natural as possible." I thought most women are spending a ton of money on products and services that get rid of their pubic hair. Are you telling me there's a whole other segment of them lamenting their thinning, balding, or naturally low-growth crotchal regions?

Girls are so complicated.

The Original Pussycat Patch merkins are all custom made by hand in a variety of styles and colors. You can opt for a natural bush, and trim it to fit yourself, or go for a heart- or star-shaped fantasy in Hot Pink or Red Bling. Want to redefine the term "body language?" Check out The Original Pussycat Patch's "The Arrow."

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