Insect Shield Mail-in Bug Repellent Clothing Treatment
Insect Shield started making its Insect Repellent Apparel in 2001, and has gone on to provide various areas of the US Military, Rio Olympics athletes, and 70+ lifestyle clothing brands with clothing treated with its proprietary permethrin formula. The odorless, EPA-registered compound binds to fabric fibers to ward off bugs including mosquitoes, ticks, ants, flies, chiggers, and no-see-ums for the entire life of the garment.
Insect Shield's Easy Pack program opens the world of bug thwarting to the public in a new way: you can mail in any number of articles from your existing wardrobe, and they'll give them the permethrin treatment. Button-downs, blue jeans, sundresses, socks, anything but underwear, waterproof wear, or dry-clean-only items are fair game for the fight against no-see-ums in Florida and the screen between your ankles and the Chicken McNugget-sized mosquitos of Alaska.
Easy Packs arrive as 17-1/4" x 14" pre-paid Priority Mail envelopes--1 to 3 of them, depending on how many articles you want treated. Each envelope holds 8 to 10 items. Once filled, you can drop them in any USPS mailbox, at the PO, or give them to your mail carrier.
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