Jean Shorts Swim Trunks
- Jean Shorts Speedos - $22.99
- Taddlee Denim-Style Sexy Men's Swim Trunks - $42.99
- BONTIME Denim Print Swim Shorts - $18.99
- Cozople Men's Swim Trunks with Compression Liner - $25.59
Cool off with some hot pants. Daisy Duke's got nothing on these Jean Shorts Swim Trunks. More like swim briefs, really, as the faux denim suit is ready to show off your sweet ass and your formidable junk with equal skin-tightie-whitie-ness.
The Jean Shorts Swim Trunks from Paul Jones come in Indigo, Grey, Light Blue, and Navy Blue denim impersonations, all with the same 3D look of a pair of jeans' major components: fly; pockets, front and back; brand tag; and stitching. Their actual textile composition is 85% polyester and 15% spandex, and the trunks all tie with an adjustable drawstring threaded through their elastic waistband.
Jean Shorts Swim Trunks would make a great prank Father's Day gift for Dad, or Dude-worthy gag for the beach or pool this summer. Don't forget to complete the look with a pair of Redneck Boot Sandals!
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