Men's Faux Denim Pajama Pants
I found these faux denim pajama pants for all the men out there who need an outfit for Christmas morning that's equal parts cozy, stylin', and able to expand with all the cinnamon rolls and hunks of egg casserole they (and by "they" I mean "I") eat for pre-gift-opening breakfast.
The faux denim pajama pants could also make a swell gift for a man who will want to change out of his boring, stiff chinos and into these rockin' acid- or black-washed pieces of button-fly fashion the moment he opens them.
Though they look like real jeans, I promise the pants before you are an optical illusion, made of 100% comfy, stretchable, breathable pajama pant cotton. Even the denim pockets are fake. The sleep pants have an open fly, elastic waistband, and drawstring closure cord.
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