Santa Jumpsuit
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- Curvy Sexy Santa Costume - $17.99
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- Women's 1-Piece Santa's Saint - $46.44
[Insert Sit on Santa's Lap Joke Here.]
Ho, ho, ho, ladies. This second-skin, liquid-looking Santy Claus jumpsuit from Black Milk Clothing provides further proof that you do not have to limit your donning of sexy costumes to Halloween. Any holiday can support the introduction of a slutty spin! Especially Christmas since its overriding theme is giving, and I think we can all agree there is no possible better gift to the world than replacing old bearded fat men in musty suits asking bratty children if they've been naughty or nice with hot chesty 20-somethings in painted-on onesies asking the same of an even broader and more eager audience: all males between the ages of 18 and 90.
The Santa Claus jumpsuit is made of 85% nylon and 15% elastane, which I'm pretty sure are industry terms for "ultra comfortable" and "eco-friendly." So even more reason to get one.
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