Skirt Length Sluttiness Stockings
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- Surprise Me - $18.95
- Penthouse Pink Lace-Up Boots - $44.85
While these may not be the definitive measurement for exactly how a lady is feeling, they're certainly guaranteed to provoke some interesting conversation. From "demure" to "dangerous" the Leg's Talk stockings provide a handy indicator along the thigh to tell everyone what type of mood a lady is in as indicated by the length of her skirt.
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