Star Wars Adult Onesies
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Star Wars onesies for adults are what's called being comfortably chic on Halloween, and F'ing awesome the other 364 days of the year. Boba Fett, R2-D2, a stormtrooper, and the grandaddy of being the worst daddy of all time, Darth Vader, join forces to liven up bedtime for the 18 and over crowd. That is, if you're part of the 18 and over crowd with no alternative means (i.e., a willing member of the opposite sex) of livening up bedtime.
Onesies blend polyester and cotton fleece into oversized Empire and Rebel Army pajamas for snuggly comfort on the couch that segues into full range of motion during surprise lightsaber attacks. For my benefit, I hope R2-D2 is also Dri-Fit with sweat wicking properties.
All Star Wars PJs in the onesie line have cuffed arms, a lined hood, front pockets, and an extra-long zipper. Printed details are in high quality plastic, allowing the suits to be washed in a machine instead of by my mama's hands.
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