Suitsy Business Suit Onesie
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Dress Pants Sweatpants are OK for the average day at the office, but what if you have an important meeting with the Japanese investors? Or a big interview? Or your great aunt's funeral? When formality is required, but comfort still tantamount, The Suitsy is here not only to bedeck you like Bond, but also to snuggle you like a pile of declawed kittens.
Jesse Herzog designed the business suit onesie for men seeking relaxation without the frumpiness. The pants have a straight-leg cut and the jacket a lightly-tailored sports coat feel. Built-in hidden stretch panels help The Suitsy achieve a perfect fit and retain its shape during wear. A zipper beneath the dress shirt's faux buttons allows for suit onesie loading and unloading. Note: It is unclear whether or not the pants also have a zipper and butt flap for unloading other stuff.
Suitsy pant composition is 67% cotton and 33% polyester and shirt fabric a lightweight, breathable, quick-dry poly. Jackets have an inside chest pocket and adjustable cuffs, and pants 2 slash pockets in front and 2 welt pockets in back.
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