Sushi Socks

They're sushi socks going on anyway. Probably more like kusaya socks coming off. Mmmm, take a whiff of that, Cornelius. All the wasabi and pickled ginger in the world isn't going to cover up the scent of me and my fuchsia slices of tuna after a day of paintball in the sticky Houston heat.

Sushi socks obviously look most authentic when rolled up, but even with the expertly cut salmon unraveled and covering the entirety of your arches and shins there is no doubt they came straight from Japan. The listing here includes 2 pairs of socks, displayed in a to-go sushi box as duos of salmon nigiri and salmon rolls.

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