World's Tackiest Sweaters
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- Ugly Christmas Sweater - Rudolf the Bucktoofed Reindeer - $64.95
- Headless Frosty Ugly Christmas Sweater - $64.95
- It's Meat-Thirty Somewhere - $21.00
- Bacon Ornament - $7.30
- Dexter Bloody Handprint Hoodie - $46.00
Flagrant foul. No words can describe these hideously tacky sweaters. Well, that's not quite true. These words can describe them: Skittles; cheeseburger; condoms; french fries; gummy worms; popcorn; palm trees; wafts of smoke; nebula.... Mr. GuGu & Ms. Go set the new standard for wearable eyesores, beating out even historical champs parachute pants, leisure suits, and scrunchies. Available in a whopping 34 designs and colors insulting to nature, the World's Tackiest Sweaters were all made in Bielsko-Biala, Poland--where apparently the citizens have poor vision or an impeccable sense of humor--and are available in sizes S through XL.
Muchas danke to Incredible Things.
Hairy Chest Sweater
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Animated Ugly Christmas Sweaters
I see your ugly Shhh!-ing Santa Christmas sweater, and raise you an ugly Shhh!-ing Santa Christmas sweater with animated eyes bouncing lecherously to and fro as if he were watching a naked lady elf tossing relay and entreating...
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Street Fighter Ugly Christmas Sweater
The embodiment of ugly Christmas sweater awesome right down to the KO, KO, KOs running along its upper border. It's Ken v. Ryu...and a snowflake...in this Street Fighter spin on the most heinous of yarn creations (100%...
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Swoveralls Sweatpants Overalls
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Stone Island Ice Knit Thermo-Sensitive Sweaters
When I first saw Stone Island's Ice Knit thermo-sensitive sweaters I was like, Hey, those Hypercolor sweaters are cool. And then I saw their price and I was like, Oh, that must be in Mexican pesos. But no! Prices are...
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Morus Zero Countertop Clothes Dryer
The Morus Zero clothes dryer's fast-drying, eco-friendly, countertop-ability probably won't make doing laundry any more fun for you, but it will make the process easier and more efficient. Morus says their mighty mite...
Drinkmaster Hoodie
Unlike braces and Yoda, the Drinkmaster Hoodie checks in as both useful and good-looking. A sleek black fleece zip-up with a bevy of booze-specific pockets and effects, the Drinkmaster is the hardcore partier's ultimate...
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The intent of Facebook's 10-Year Challenge might be to compare the you of 2009 with the you of 2019 - or, more insidiously, to help the company train their facial recognition technology - but the intent of my 10-Year...
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Intelliskin PostureCue Clothing
If your spine is headed toward Quasimodo-dom, but you don't want to shell out international shipping--or up to twice the base price in cash--for an Up Shirt, Intelliskin's line of shirts, tanks, tees, and sports bras...
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What is a man of style? Gucci suits and Rolex watches, or a dude who sports more unique men's fashion and accessories? Whether you're the kind of guy who likes to dress ready for the runway in tailored pants and fresh-pressed...
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Ramen Hoodie
Eat it or wear it, that's what my grandma used to say. It was meant to be a threat, but now that I see this delightfully loud and obnoxious Ramen Hoodie, I think I would like to retroactively choose the latter. I'll wear...