Wolf Coat
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- Necessary Evil Odin Full Length Mens Hooded Coat - $129.99
- Wolf Chest/Skull Mask Combo Hoodie - $49.99
- Wolverine Black & Orange Leather Jacket - $189.99
- Neo Matrix Leather Coat - $254.99
- Oak Wall Coat Rack With Wolf Etched Mirror - $189.00
Just in time for summer! A full-length, faux fur coat with a mother fucking wolf head. On the one hand, the creators of Griz Coats have dissed the brand's icon in favor of this lupine addition to their line of crafty and menacing mammalian outerwear, but on the other, I'm going to get so much more pimp cred dressed as a wolf than I did dressed as a polar bear. Now bitches will listen up and cower in my presence instead of just cooing and trying to pet me.
Wolf Coat heads/hoods are made of foam and count themselves "shockingly lightweight", as well as detachable should you need to wear one without the coat on the 4th of July or whilst re-enacting Little Red Riding Hood in the nude. One size fits most bipeds measuring 5'6" to 6'3".
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