Dad You're The Schitt Father's Day Card
Happy Father's Day from Johnny Rose. This Schitt's Creek greeting card won't just tell Dad he's simply the best, but that he's the Schitt. A great choice for you children who are equal parts loving, snarky, and fans of the beloved TV show.
I guess it would be good if the dad you're giving the Schitt's Creek Father's Day card to is also a fan of the beloved TV show, but eh, he's Dad. Even if he has no connection to Johnny Rose, Eugene Levy, Schitt's Creek, or pop culture in general, he'll like it for the "You're the Schitt" Dad joke.
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