Dirty Pop Adult Pop Up Greeting Cards (NSFW)
Hey, look at that. Dick and Titsy are about to pop up out of their...greeting cards? In what is surely the best use of the term since the days of *NSYNC, Dirty Pop has beat off and busted out a set of penis and boobies adult pop-up cards. And I'm not talkin' flowering penis coffee mug cutesy adult, I'm talking Jizz the Game gleefully crass adult.
I'm talkin' 3D cock in the middle of getting chicken-choked adult.
I'm talkin' free-flyin' D cups that come with the instructions, "Pro tip: Give this card a little wiggle and watch them tig �ol bitties jiggle." I'm guessing motorboating is encouraged too, particularly if your Dirty Pop greeting card is popping up at a bachelor or bachelorette party.
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