Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper
All I have to say is anyone wrapping my Christmas gift in Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper better also have a Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha waiting for me nearby. Talk about some bittersweet gift wrap! Sweet in concept and ability to give my sense of smell a hard on...bitter in reality of inability to do the same for my taste buds. Especially since there are no Dunkin' Donuts in my area code!
I appreciate the sentiment behind Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper - Dunkin's just trying to do their part to spread joy, and make more money, this holiday season. But depending on the circumstances of the gift-giving and gift-receiving, the gift wrap could end up being more of a backhanded gift than a thoughtful one. (Great news if you need a gift for someone you don't really like, in which case I also recommend putting a prank candle inside the Dunkin' wrapping paper.)
Dunkin' Peppermint Mocha Scented Wrappin' Paper comes in a roll that unravels to a 27" x 39" sheet of olfactory holiday cheer.
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